Yarrrrrr! Lookin’ for me booty, are ya?
Well, this just about does it for my day-long focus on the SI Swimsuit Issue, the single biggest sporting event in February after the Super Bowl and the National Stripper Coke-Off (every Presidents Day weekend in my bedroom). What I’ve done here is collected one photo from every honest-to-God pro model in the magazine (minus Marisa, who got two posts of her own), and this is proof enough that cheerleaders and athlete wives may look pretty good in swimsuits, but there’s a reason that SI keeps bringing back the professionals every year, because hommina hommina hommina.
Using the main swimsuit index as my guide, I’ve come to the tentative conclusion that Brooklyn Decker, Bar Refaeli, and Irina Shayk have the most consistently inspiring performances, with Jarah Mariano narrowly winning Rookie of the Year. As always, With Leather is a forum for intelligent discussion, so please, chime in with your two cents. Unless you disagree about Irina, in which case you, sir, are a tasteless blind lying fuckface.