Big League Stew brings us this video of an ad for Colorado Rockies baseball. As opposed to, you know, Colorado Rockies hockey, the former NHL franchise that became the New Jersey Devils in 1982. And shouldn’t a blog titled Big League Stew be written by a guy named Stewart? It looks like Helton went down on some broad from the Ukraine and her bush just stuck to his face. It’s his perogative to take a souvenir from the Iron Meat Curtains. That’s my kind of ballplayer.