WEEKEND PICKS: TAKING HER EASY

07.11.08 10 years ago 17 Comments

What to watch for in this weekend's biggest matchups.  One team or another in ALL CAPS.

WHEREVER SHE AT over Tour de France – Unless it's some seaside area near the course. I doubt it. Coordinates please.

Angels over ATHLETICS – Because this is apparently the best baseball match-up of the weekend. And one of the teams just dealt one of their starters to the Cubs. And there's still half a season left to go!

HAVING YOUR NUTS RUN OVER BY A STEAMROLLER AFTER BEING SET ON FIRE AND LANCED BY INFECTED NEEDLES over Meet Dave – And it's not even close.

Wladimir Klitschko over TONY THOMPSON – Because I think Klitschko will win. And because I want to employ the patented With Leather jinx since I'm pulling for Thompson.

So concludes another Sexy Friday. Play it safe over the weekend and as a rule of thumb: Don't Do What Matt Jones Does. Which is suck at life. 

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