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Tonight on the WWE Raw open discussion thread:
It’s official: Ryback’s movable feast will lead him to Hell in a Cell, where the ravenous Superstar will square off against CM Punk for the WWE Championship in one of the most hotly anticipated contests of the year. Until then, though, what will WWE’s fastest-rising star have in store for the embattled champion as their showdown draws nearer? Also, who will emerge as the No. 1 contenders for Team Hell No’s Tag Team Championships, and how will The Miz respond to his historic loss to Intercontinental Champion Kofi Kingston on WWE Main Event? Funny you should ask, because WWE.com has five things to look forward to tonight on Raw. (via WWE.com)
Your With Leather Five Point Preview:
1. Will John Cena suddenly remember that he’d been more or less begging for a title shot for four weeks, do take-backs on Ryback choice (since he’s the one who made it, not Vince or Punk) and turn the Hell In A Cell WWE Championship match into a triple threat like everyone in the goddamn world is assuming?
2. Will the finals of the Tag Team Championships number one contenders tournament actually happen, or is Rey Mysterio still stick at home with T-shirts Disease?
3. Will 3MB get a six-man tag team match on Raw, or will they just keep showing up to perform encores? Are there three babyfaces that low on the card? Will Team CoBro get a third? And while we’re asking the question, what’s your dream WWE trio, and what’s their name? Mine is Christopher Nowinski, Damien Sandow and Tugboat. I call them “College Scholarship”.
4. What young, not-nearly-televised-enough wrestler will challenge Antonio Cesaro this week? My money’s on Yoshi Tatsu.
5. kofi kingston
As always, my 10 favorite comments from tonight’s WWE Raw open discussion thread will be featured in tomorrow’s Best And Worst Of WWE Raw report. To nominate a comment for top 10 status, please reply to it with a +1.
Enjoy the show.