Kenny Powers isn’t perfect.
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Kenny Powers isn’t perfect.
Last Friday, I was farting around on the Internet when I decided to check out celebrity birthdays, and I was pretty shocked to learn that it was actor Rainn Wilson’s 46th birthday.
Welcome to another installment of Wild Card Wednesday, as I try to cram together all of the awesome, random things that we've been missing out on in favor of the big stories and half-naked Marisa Miller.
You wouldn't normally think of Match.
<a href=http://widget.uproxx.com/b/2/http://www.draftstreet.com/l/freerollc.aspx?AID=586&subid=June+2011+MLB+Freeroll&pid=14></a href> I wanted to post this up to remind anyone who'd forgotten (or worse, who hadn't signed up yet) that our one night only <a href="http://widget.uproxx.com/b/2/http://www.draftstreet.com/l/freerollc.aspx?AID=586&subid=June+2011+MLB+Freeroll&pid=14">free fantasy baseball contest</a> happens tonight featuring a Who's Who of Uproxx showdown between me, Burnsy, Punter, Matt Ufford and basically everybody except Robopanda.
Gorgeous tennis-nobody turned gorgeous regular-nobody Anna Kournikova is set to return to American consciousness (and, no doubt, to every men's magazine known to man) as a "sports trainer" for the next season of "The Biggest Loser.
Breezy Jae Oprah’s Final Season Ratings Are Down [FilmDrunk] How to Tell If Your Girlfriend Is A Barsexual [OSK] The 50 Hottest Latinas [Complex] SC Senate President Dresses Up As Soldier With Slaves [The BVX] Your Favorite Rapper Is Poor [Refined Hype] Is Playing Halo Improving [...].
Courtney Young The Blaxploitation Films “The Man” Didn’t Want You To See [The Urban Daily] Olympics Receive Emergency Condom Supply [Yardbarker] Walmart Underfire For Hip-Hop, Black History Month Selections [AHH] Paps Try To Take Pictures Down Anna Kournikova’s Shirt [Don Chavez] Anita Baker Avoids Jail [...].
This has been everywhere already, but it's still Anna K in a catfight at some thing in New York Las Vegas, so that stays fresher than other bits of news like that one guy with the fake nose dying.
Jimmy Fallon: not as dumb as he looks Anna Kournikova was on "Late Night" last night, and apparently Jimmy Fallon plans to play beer pong with every tennis player that comes on the show.
<a href="http://donchavez.com/blog/index.php/2008/11/17/anna-kournikova-poses-with-some-balls/" target="_blank">These</a> are some behind-the-scenes photos of Anna Kournikova's photo shoot for something or other.
The bad news is that David Beckham, who you already don't like because he's British and lives in LA and plays soccer and is married to a Spice Girl, will be the <a href="http://unprofessionalfoul.blogspot.com/2008/08/becks-on-broadway.html" target="_blank">centerpiece of a new musical</a> that may or may not ever come to fruition.
I've done a bad job of keeping up on Anna Kournikova news -- I dunno, I just kinda feel like she's fiver years ago's news.
"Saint Andrew's Net" is With Leather's daily link dump, written by the bane of respectable journos and scrupulous primates alike, Michael Tunison.
Maaaaaaaaaaaake ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuut" title="Maaaaaaaaaaaake ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuut" class="alignright size-full wp-image-41" />The Kickoff Party for the Sony Ericsson Open in Miami was actually back on March 26th, but I didn't learn about it until this morning.
Anna Kournikova not only failed at her tennis career, she has also <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/r_m/2007/06/27/2007-06-27_bonds_gal_pal_has_a_hot_pitch.html" target="_blank">failed as a person</a>.
Anna Kournikova retired from tennis having never won a major championship, which is fine with me because she's much better at K-Swiss commercials and dressing up for the red carpet than she ever was at tennis.
Sexy spokesperson and failed tennis player Anna Kournikova <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/04202007/gossip/pagesix/return_smash_pagesix_.htm" target="_blank">got served in Miami</a>, and not in the good way like at most restaurants.