Tim Lambesis

Convicted As I Lay Dying Singer Pretended To Be Christian To Sell Records

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Duping your entire fanbase is the only second worst thing Tim Lambesis ever did.

#Arnold Schwarzenegger

As I Lay Dying Frontman Tim Lambesis Sentenced For Plotting To Kill Wife

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As I Lay Dying frontman Tim Lambesis plotted to kill his wife, but the trial reveals hilarious Arnold Schwarzenegger references.


Your Mid-Week Guide To DVD & Blu-ray: C-Tates Goes White House Down On Lovelace

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Today is Tuesday, November 5th and you know what that means: it's Guy Fawkes Day.

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TRAILER: As I Lay Dying: James Franco Adapts Faulkner

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I've never read William Faulkner's As I Lay Dying, but I have to think James Franco adapting this (he wrote and directed) is a lot more worthwhile than worshiping Marina Abramovic or whatever other fake art crap the New York crowd is into this week.


Lead Singer Of Christian Metal Band As I Lay Dying Arrested For Hiring Hitman To Kill His Wife

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The lead singer of As I Lay Dying, Tim Lambesis, was arrested after hiring an undercover cop to murder his estranged wife.

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James Franco May Adapt Blood Meridian, Get Six PhDs

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Cormac McCarthy's Blood Meridian is so awesome and obtuse and violent that it makes Nicholas Sparks cry like a hippie at a Slayer concert.

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