#Conan

Ashton Kutcher Slams Charlie Sheen: ‘I’ve Got A Great Job, And It’s Thanks To You Not Having It Anymore’

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Ashton Kutcher to Charlie Sheen: "I've got a great job, and it's thanks to you not having it anymore!"

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE

The Hilarious Story About Justin Timberlake After Cameras Stopped Rolling On THAT Episode Of ‘Punk’d’

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Dax Shepard recounts the time that Justin Timberlake threatened to punch his face on 'Punk'd.'

money

9 Of The 15 Top-Earning TV Actors Work For CBS (And Another Is Charlie Sheen)

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Want proof that CBS continues to dominate all the other networks on television? Here you go.

#ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

Charlie Sheen Just Ruined The Ice Bucket Challenge For Everyone

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Enjoying all of those Ice Bucket Challenge videos on Facebook? Well Charlie Sheen is here to rectify that.

MILA KUNIS

Everybody Thank Ashton Kutcher Because Now Mila Kunis Wants To Quit Acting To Be A Full-Time Mom

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If Ashton Kutcher permanently takes Mila Kunis away from us, the internet will riot.

THIRD PERSON

Mila Kunis Gave A Wonderfully Honest Interview That Was Dismissed As ‘Brusque’

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Mila Kunis wasn't being "brusque" in a recent interview; she was being honest.

#emma stone

Watch Matthew McConaughey, Emma Stone, And Other Stars Read Mean Tweets About Themselves On ‘Kimmel’

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Jimmy Kimmel once again had celebrities read the awful things being said about them on Twitter in the latest installment of "Mean Tweets."

PREGNANCIES

Pregnant Mila Kunis And Ashton Kutcher To Star In 'That Baby Show'

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There's going to be Kutcher spawn soon, courtesy of Mila Kunis.

why god why?

Ashton Kutcher Continues To Make Lakers Games More Depressing Than They Are

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As if Lakers games weren't depressing enough for fans, they have to keep watching Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis play "Schmoopy!" at courtside.

VALENTINE'S DAY

Rum And Rom-Coms: A Belated Valentine’s Day With ‘Valentine’s Day’

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"Jessica Alba is too business to be a wife," and other things Alison Stevenson learned while getting drunk by herself and watching 'Valentine's Day' on Valentine's Day, in the latest installment of of Rum and Rom-Coms.

#jimmy kimmel

Charlie Sheen And Ashton Kutcher Ended The Feud You Didn’t Know They Were Having (Update: FEUD BACK ON)

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Feud is the wrong word. What's the word for "Charlie Sheen firing off unprovoked Twitter attacks"? Because that.

why god why?

Let Ashton Kutcher And Mila Kunis On The Lakers Kiss Cam Help You Believe In Love

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Mila Kunis acted shy as her future hubby Ashton Kutcher made the rest of the men in America even more jealous on the Kiss Cam at Friday's Lakers game.

WONDER TWINS

Ashton Kutcher And Mila Kunis Are Apparently Playing The Wonder Twins

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Midtown Comics received a promotional poster for a Wonder Twins film starring Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis, but could it just be distraction marketing?

mo money mo money mo money

The List Of Highest-Earning Television Actors Will Not Make You Very Happy

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Forbes has released their annual list of the highest-earning television actors of the year, which is topped by Ashton Kutcher and a ton of other CBS stars.

#AMY POEHLER

A Encouraging And Dispiriting Sample Of Television’s Highest Paid Earners

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Jon Stewart makes a big splash on this year's list of Television's Highest Paid Earners.

STEVE WOZNIAK

Wozniak on Jobs: “A lot of what was wrong came from Ashton’s own image of Jobs.”

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Steve Wozniak, the chubby, lovable half of Apple, wrote a short review of Jobs (<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/08/review-jobs" target="_blank">our review</a>) for <a href="http://gizmodo.com/jobs-reviewed-by-steve-wozniak-1153771108" target="_blank">Gizmodo</a>: I saw Jobs tonight.

#APPLE

REVIEW: Jobs

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Imagine if they made a movie with Ashton Kutcher, and they gave it ALL OF THE TAGLINES.

STEVE JOBS

73 times. They said ‘Steve’ 73 times.

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I saw the Jackie Jormp Jomp movie about how Kelso Kutcher kind of looks like Steve Jobs last night, and while I'll have a full review for you soon, I wanted to drop in early and point out that I counted no less than SEVENTY-THREE uses of "Steve.


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