Rapper Juicy J Is Offering A $50,000 College Scholarship To One Lucky Twerker

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To go along with his single "Scholarship," rapper Juicy J launched a contest for one twerking female fan to win a $50,000 college scholarship.


‘Trojans For Life’ Might Make You Want To Die

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We ain't goin' nowhere. We ain't. Goin' nowhere. We can't be stopped now. 'Cause it's TROJANS FOR LIFE, the worst acapella college fan song of the day.

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Grand Valley State University Removed Its Wrecking Ball Sculpture Thanks To Miley Cyrus

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Grand Valley State University officials removed a popular campus sculpture that looks like a wrecking ball because students were imitating Miley Cyrus.

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‘The Walking Dead’ Gets A Free Online College Course Backed By AMC

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AMC is partnering with University of California at Irvine to offer a free online course based on 'The Walking Dead'. Sure, why not?


A Group Of Male College Students In Vermont Posted A Craigslist Ad Seeking A House MILF

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A group of at least 10 male college students at the University of Vermont have caused a stir with their Craigslist ad seeking a "house MILF."

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FOLLOW-UP: Edgar Wright clarifies “Notable Alumnus” status at his alma mater

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The other day during <a href="" target="_blank">our interview</a>, as World's End director Edgar Wright was fumbling for the correct pluralized form of "thesis," he said "See.


Georgia Tech Student Delivers Epic Welcome Speech To Freshmen


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A Dartmouth Fraternity Hosted A ‘Bloods And Crips’ Party And The NAACP Is Not Pleased

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The NAACP is demanding action against a Dartmouth fraternity and sorority that co-hosted a "bloods and crips" themed party.


The Most Bizarre College Mascots


<a href="">John Green</a> discusses 37 odd college mascot choices, including a pickle, a banana slug, and a squirrel.


Butler Bulldog's Training Montage


Butler University officially joined the Big East Conference this week, and no one prepared harder for the move than the school's mascot, Trip.


73 Sports Movies In 73 Days: 'Back To School'

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The other day, as I was meeting with my local Illuminati chapter, a friend asked, “Hey Burnsy, how come you call this thing <a href="" target="_blank">73 Sports Movies in 73 Days</a>, but you’re not accounting for Saturdays and Sundays when you and Kate Upton are yachting with Leonardo DiCaprio and his topless models.

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Something’s Not Right At The College World Series

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As the College World Series is underway in Omaha, a lot of people are more focused on a hilarious spelling error on one of the dugouts.


The University Of Kansas Wants KU Boobs To Stop Being So Wonderful

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What started as a way for guys to gawk at the seemingly endless supply of large-breasted women at the University of Kansas – you know, all in the name of supporting the men’s basketball team – ended up becoming a nationwide fad with copycats and clones popping up left and right.


The University Of New Hampshire Paid $100K For New Logos That Its Students Don’t Like

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Like most American colleges, the old <a href="" target="_blank">University of New Hampshire academic logo</a> was long overdue for a makeover, so the school’s officials hired a big time company in New York City to whip up some fancy new logos that would make kids in the Northeast change the way they think about selecting schools.

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The Crazy Sorority Girl Has Handed In Her Pink Pledge Bikini And Resigned

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Rebecca Martinson, a.k.a. the crazy sorority girl, has resigned from Delta Gamma. Boo.


‘Cheers To Double Penetration': Please Enjoy These Deleted Tweets From The Crazy Sorority Girl

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The woman who wrote the angriest sorority email ever also had an impressive, bigoted Twitter. Here's some of her finest work.

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‘ARE YOU F*CKING STUPID?!!': The Craziest Sorority Girl Email Ever Is Pure Art

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"Tie yourself down to whatever chair you're sitting in, because this is going to be a rough f*cking ride," begins the greatest sorority girl email ever.

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So Long, Cliffs Notes: Professors Can Now Monitor Students To See If They Actually Read Digital Textbooks

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Remember the days before CourseSmart when your teacher couldn't monitor your reading of textbooks? Ahhh, the good ole days!


Great Moments In Spring Break History: Stage Diving Has Never Been So Sexy

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As I wrote yesterday, <a href="">I’m a one-man Spring Break party this week</a>, celebrating some of my favorite moments of debauchery and youthful indiscretions all this week.

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