The University Of Kansas Wants KU Boobs To Stop Being So Wonderful

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What started as a way for guys to gawk at the seemingly endless supply of large-breasted women at the University of Kansas – you know, all in the name of supporting the men’s basketball team – ended up becoming a nationwide fad with copycats and clones popping up left and right.


The University Of New Hampshire Paid $100K For New Logos That Its Students Don’t Like

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Like most American colleges, the old <a href="" target="_blank">University of New Hampshire academic logo</a> was long overdue for a makeover, so the school’s officials hired a big time company in New York City to whip up some fancy new logos that would make kids in the Northeast change the way they think about selecting schools.

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The Crazy Sorority Girl Has Handed In Her Pink Pledge Bikini And Resigned

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Rebecca Martinson, a.k.a. the crazy sorority girl, has resigned from Delta Gamma. Boo.


‘Cheers To Double Penetration': Please Enjoy These Deleted Tweets From The Crazy Sorority Girl

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The woman who wrote the angriest sorority email ever also had an impressive, bigoted Twitter. Here's some of her finest work.

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‘ARE YOU F*CKING STUPID?!!': The Craziest Sorority Girl Email Ever Is Pure Art

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"Tie yourself down to whatever chair you're sitting in, because this is going to be a rough f*cking ride," begins the greatest sorority girl email ever.

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So Long, Cliffs Notes: Professors Can Now Monitor Students To See If They Actually Read Digital Textbooks

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Remember the days before CourseSmart when your teacher couldn't monitor your reading of textbooks? Ahhh, the good ole days!


Great Moments In Spring Break History: Stage Diving Has Never Been So Sexy

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As I wrote yesterday, <a href="">I’m a one-man Spring Break party this week</a>, celebrating some of my favorite moments of debauchery and youthful indiscretions all this week.


Bad News, BROS: Science Geeks Say That Beer Goggles Are A Myth

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Some day Lamar Odom is going to have to be honest about his marriage, and thanks to some scientists in the United Kingdom, he just lost his biggest excuse.


Professor strips down in front of videos of 9/11 and Hitler

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As the son of an eccentric college teacher myself, there are few things I like better than a crazy professor story.


Earth Shattering News: College Girls Are Trying To Bed Rich Older Men For Money

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My apologies for the sudden upswing in college stories involving horny coeds, but the masses have been demanding more college news and I am here to deliver.


The Coolest Sweatshirt, A Cute Corgi, And Links


Today's links, featuring the sweatshirt of our true alma mater and a cute corgi who doesn't know if she should eat or play.


Questlove To Teach Course On ‘Classic Albums’ At NYU

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The idea of going back to school is downright repulsive to me, but Questlove teaching a class on classic albums is something that I could actually see myself getting excited about.

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America’s Latest Youth Scourge: ‘Butt-Chugging’

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Vodka-soaked tampons are so 2011. Butt-chugging is all the rage these days, kids.


Jon Stewart's Advice to College Students


Jon Stewart welcomes students back to school with some sage nutrition advice and words of encouragement.

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Back to College: Pros and Cons


Jimmy Fallon runs through the pros and cons of returning to college.


TRAILER: Monsters University, because I always wondered where the monsters matriculated

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I've always been a big Pixar supporter (I DON'T CARE WHO I PISS OFF BY SAYIN' I LOVE WALL-E, I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM BY BEIN' AFRAID OF CONTROVERSY), but after a couple of Cars movies and Brave looking like the most uninspired of female-protagonist plots (I didn't get to go to my press screening so I can't confirm this yet), you wonder if the brand has lost its luster.

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James Franco may have dicknosed some college kids

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James Franco released the trailer for his possible web series, Undergrads, cryptically and with little fanfare on <a href="" target="_blank">JamesFrancoTV</a>, so it's a little hard to tell yet just how much and how deeply we're being dicknosed.


Here Is The Most Wonderfully Insane College Recruitment Video You’ll Ever See

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One of the many things that get uploaded to YouTube -- which is now seeing <a href="">a century of video being uploaded to it every ten days</a> -- these days are a slew of college recruitment videos, whether it be for athletics, fraternities, sororities, academic clubs, etc.

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