The New Lemonheads Candy Mascot Is Going To Give Your Children Nightmares

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The Ferrara Candy Co. gave the Lemonhead mascot a makeover and the result is a grown up man with an actual lemon for his head.


We Need To Have A Serious Discussion About Otey, The Arkansas Travelers’ Horrifying Possum Mascot

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The Arkansas Travelers have introduced two new mascots: a handsome horse fellow and OH GOD WHAT IS THIS POSSUM HOW DID IT GET IN THE HOUSE, KILL IT, KILL IT


The New Orleans Pelicans Took Crazy To Another Dimension With The King Cake Baby

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The King Cake Baby that used to haunt New Orleans Hornets games is back for the Pelicans as Mardi Gras nears.


It Was Terrifying While It Lasted: Pierre The Pelican Is Getting A Head Replacement

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New Orleans Pelicans mascot Pierre the Pelican (you know, the terrifying one) is expected to get a head redesign in time for NBA All-Star Weekend in NOLA.


The Pierre The Pelican Nightmare Continues With His Creepy New Sign

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Pierre the Pelican, nightmarish new mascot of the New Orleans Pelicans, continued to terrify everyone with a suspiciously creepy sign.


As Expected, The Internet Had A Field Day With The Debut Of The New Orleans Pelicans Mascot

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As the New Orleans Pelicans debuted Pierre the Pelican last night, people fired up their Photoshops to properly express how scary he looks.


Amarillo BonerSox Mascot Not a Big Deal, Has Precedent

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So it turns out the Amarillo Sox mascot like to f**k all night.


A Guide to Recognizing Your Mascots – South Atlantic League

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For the discerning Minor League Baseball fan, the South Atlantic League is clearly the league of choice.

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A Guide to Recognizing Your Mascots – New York-Penn League

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An important thing I've learned about writing on the Internet is that 98 out of 100 people reading your work live in the U.


It’s Funny Because The Olympic Mascots Look Like Penises With Lobster Claws

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I'll admit that these new mascots for the 2012 London Olympics are a bit buggered, but I'm not taking it nearly as badly as BBC blogger Robbo Robson, who's doing everything he can in this post to maintain his English sensibilities and avoid swearing.



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Here's a mascot eating a cheerleader.



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The South Georgia Peanuts of former independent-baseball-league infamy have already come and gone, but have been immortalized in a documentary called Playing For Peanuts.



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Whoever thought of mashing up Teen Wolf and Miss Piggy deserves a free beer, because this silly-looking Wookie seems to be a hot topic of discussion today.

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