WHAT'S ON TONIGHT

What’s On Tonight: Gay Dolphins And The Wu-Tang Clan

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A brief reminder that PBS's "Sex in the Wild" is the greatest show on television.

#PRO WRESTLING

Fired WWE Stars Update: The Funkasaurus Is Going To Japan To Protect Dolphins, Curt Hawkins Has A Death Wish

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In an update on yesterday's WWE firings, Brodus Clay has decided to protest dolphin murder and Curt Hawkins is about to BE murdered.

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Meet The Nice Lady Who Gave ‘Sensuous’ Dolphin Handjobs During A NASA Study

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A NASA experiment to teach dolphins language taught at least one dolphin the language of love. Meaning "dolphin handjobs".

#UFC

‘The Ultimate Fighter’ Contestant Cathal Pendred Saved a Baby Dolphin

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What have you done today? Cathal Pendred from 'The Ultimate Fighter' saved a baby dolphin.

i learned it from you dolphin

BBC One’s Undercover Turtle Camera Discovered Something Very Important: Dolphins Love To Get Stoned

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Ninety seconds of dolphins getting high as hell off a puffer fish and floating around aimlessly in the ocean? Yes, please.

#Animals

Science: Dolphins Are Actually Not That Smart

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Dolphins are widely seen as the peaceful super-smart porpoises of the sea. Turns out, though, they're actually not that bright.

#Animals

Adorable Baby Dolphin Saved From Plastic Bag

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Fishermen free a baby dolphin stuck from a plastic bag, and are rewarded with an adorable gesture.

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Here’s a dolphin having sex with a headless fish corpse set to spy music

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This video of a dolphin having sex with a headless fish corpse isn't especially movie related, but I think you'll agree that the way the editor set the video to James Bond-y spy music is very cinematic.

#Animals

Girl Entertains Dolphin With Gymnastics

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Bonnie Anna Kerlin does some tumbling at an aquarium, to the delight of one smiling fan.

GIVING BIRTH

Things Are Probably Going To Go Horribly Wrong For The Couple Planning A Dolphin-Assisted Birth

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People now want dolphins to assist them with giving birth, and it's not going to end well.

DOLPHINS

Baby Laughs Like a Dolphin

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If you think traditional baby laughter is adorable, wait until you hear this kid's Flipper laugh.

#Animals

Dolphin Surfing

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A woman wakeboarding in the Sea of Cortez is unexpectedly joined by a pod of dolphins.

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Dolphins Save Young Seal

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A family of bottlenose dolphins helps a lost seal find it's way back home.

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Crawling Dolphin

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A dolphin trainer in Sebastopol, Ukraine, named Bogdan Dolgy has trained Gosha, a 15-year-old dolphin, to jump out of the water and crawl about 33 feet alongside a swimming pool.

#Christmas

Walken Around the Christmas Tree (Morning Links)

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[via <a href="http://imgur.com/gxtDi" target="_blank">imgur.com</a>] MORNING LINKS Anchorman 2 News: Kristen Wiig to play Brick Tamland’s lamp interest |<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/12/kristen-wiig-in-anchorman-2-as-steve-carell-love-interest" target="blank">Film Drunk</a>| Frotcast 129: Matt Louv Talks Award Season, A Concerned Letter From His Mom |<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/12/frotcast-129-matt-louv-talks-award-season-a-concerned-letter-from-his-mom" target="_blank">Frotcast</a>| Have we not learned from Treehouse of Horror XI.

WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN

Being Bitten By A Dolphin Is A Sport, Right

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It's one of the worst parts of my personality, but I love seeing children at the zoo being assaulted by animals.

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Megan Fox Talks To Dolphins And Loves Science In An Ad For A Product We’ve Forgotten Already

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Megan Fox walks out of a pitch meeting about "unicorns, zebras, you're in your underwear... in space" so that she can focus on talking to dolphins.

#Animals

Amazing Footage of Dolphin Giving Birth

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Amazing underwater footage of Keo the dolphin giving birth to a female calf at Dolphin Quest Hawaii.


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