whiskey

A Man Paid To Protect $102,000 Worth Of Vintage Whiskey Drank It All Instead

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A B&B caretaker in Pennsylvania is being charged with drinking $102,000 worth of vintage whiskey after seven months of DNA testing proved he did it.

#craigslist

Are You The Drunk, Naked Girl Who Smeared Poop All Over This Craigslist Poster’s Car?

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All Craigslist ads should include the sentence, "...but you were also taking a dump and piss on my lawn at the same time." Impressive.

RUSSIA

Gerard Depardieu Guilty Of Drunk Driving, Or Driving As He Calls It

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Back in November, guy who was once considered a sex symbol, Gerard Depardieu, was arrested in France after he fell off of his scooter and registered a blood alcohol level of.

#FLORIDA

Florida Or Ohio: ‘Naked Man Found Hiding In Neighbor’s Dryer’

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A man was arrested for disorderly conduct after he went streaking and was found hiding naked in his neighbor's dryer, so did it happen in Florida or Ohio?

SANTA CRUZ

Real-Life X-Man’s powers only work when he has a finger up his butt

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The other day on the Frotcast, we were discussing how when dudes are trying to look tough before fight, instead of lunging at a guy to get him to flinch, one guy should just drop trou and start taking a dump.

Icelandair

We Can Finally Watch The Drunk Airplane Passenger Get Restrained With Duct Tape

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Watch Gudmundur Karl Arthorsson, a middle-aged drunk man, get restrained with duct tape aboard an airline flight from Iceland to New York City

Twilight

VIDEO: Drunk kid from Twilight pees all over airport

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"Hey, come on, man, that carpet really tied the airport together.

surveillance

Drunk Bohemian Rhapsody singer guy wore a Viking Helmet to court

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Alberta's Robert Wilkinson entered the FilmDrunk Drunk Hall of Fame earlier this year when, perhaps as an homage to Wayne's World, he sang Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" in its entirety (including guitar and drum fills) from his seat in the back of a cop car after a DUI.

zebra finches

Science Discovers Birds Sing Badly When Drunk

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Yes, drunk zebra finches amazingly are not as good at singing. But there's more to this than the obvious.

#bill murray

Let’s Watch A Drunk Heavy Metal Singer Sing To His Cat, Bill Murray

Heavy metal and cats named Bill Murray, together at last.

surveillance

Epic Drunk Hall of Fame: Drunk Guy Sings All of Bohemian Rhapsody in Cop Car

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When I posted that story about the guy in the sombrero and boxing glove jumping on a cop car screaming his own name yesterday, I had no idea that we'd have another entrant into the epic drunk hall of fame so soon.

HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS

Harry Potter Liked To Get A Wee Tipsy

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In the latest issue of the British GQ magazine, actor Daniel Radcliffe admits that he had battled an alcohol problem while filming the latest Harry Potter films, specifically Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollow Pt.

#FLORIDA

This Week In Non-Shocking Florida News

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As Uproxx’s Senior Florida Analyst and Resident, I have to deal with the “People from Florida are stupid” comments on a pretty regular basis.

whitney houston

People Are Torn Over Christina Aguilera

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In the wake of flubbing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl, Christina Aguilera has received a great deal of both criticism and sympathy.

#Viral Videos

THE AWESOME INTERNET DRUNK HALL OF FAME

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Everyone's big on rehab and cleaning up your act these days, but let's face it: drunk people are hilarious.

Rip Torn

RIP TORN WINS NICK NOLTE MEMORIAL AWARD FOR DRUNKEN AWESOMENESS

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Though many of us have gotten pretty loaded in the past, maybe even so loaded we peed the bed and then blamed it on our girlfriends, chances are we never got sh*tcanned and ended up in bank with a loaded gun like Rip Torn.

Drunks

.39% ALCOHOL HASSLES THE HOFF’S BLOOD

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Can't remember where this picture came from.


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