Florida Or Ohio: ‘Naked Man Found Hiding In Neighbor’s Dryer’

Welcome everyone to one of the Internet’s all-time favorite games – Florida or Ohio! Not to be confused with the actual village of Florida, Ohio – which has to be the nexus of the universe – this game asks whether today’s most asinine criminal stories come from, well, Florida or Ohio. It’s a pretty straightforward title.

Today’s story: A 39-year old man was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct after he decided to go streaking through his neighborhood on a random weeknight. No harm, right bros? Well, it turns out that Shaun Welsh wasn’t able to make it back to his house to complete his birthday suit voyage, because he was eventually discovered hiding in his neighbor’s dryer. And you thought the lint was bad.

So where oh where did Mr. Welsh have his wild run? Was it Florida…

Or Ohio?

Drum roll, please… and it happened it Linwood, Ohio! Take a big, ol’ bow, Buckeye State. You’ve earned it today.

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