Robots May Drive Lawyers To Extinction By 2030

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"But first, let's kill all the lawyers" is advice robots appear to have taken to heart.

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The iPod Shuffle: Big Pun’s “That’s How We Roll ’98”

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Today, February 7th, marks 14 years since the passing of Hip-Hop legend Big Pun.

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Bald Eagle Crashes Into Window At Christian University As Students Chant ‘U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A’

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Oral Roberts University decided to let a bald eagle loose in an auditorium full of students for God and country or something. DERP!


Sean Parker’s Wedding May Or May Not Have Threatened An Entire Species

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Napster co-founder and former Facebook president Sean Parker received a hefty fine for failing to acquire the proper permits for his wedding in California.


An A-Z Guide To Endangered Animals And The A-Holes Who Keep Killing Them

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Thanks to the help of some activists that worked with Louis Psihoyos on his Oscar-winning documentary The Cove, a Santa Monica sushi restaurant was busted for selling endangered whale meat.

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