WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN

The New Hotness: Organized Toddler Fighting

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As if Aremenian boy barfight MMA wasn't bad enough, today's big mainstream news story tackles the next step down on the boyfighting evolutionary ladder.

#UFC

Randy Couture Wants To Fight Steven Seagal? Yes Please.

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Randy Couture hasn’t fought since he announced his retirement before losing to Lyoto Machida in the second round at UFC 129 in April 2011, but he’s done just fine since that sad day.

WOW

One-Armed MMA Fighter Wins Again

Nick Newell was born with only one full arm.

whoops

How Not To Knock Someone Out With A Kick

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I've watched this video a few times, trying to figure out how landing on your arm from like two feet up can knock you out, and yeah, the jolt of a fall can do crazy things to your brain and all, but I think it was shame that knocked him out.

#UFC

UFC 141 Open Discussion/Results Thread: Lesnar Vs. Overeem, More

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Normally this would be the place I'd hype our Best And Worst Of WWE Smackdown Live-Blog, but tonight is the big UFC 141 event live on pay-per-view from the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada, and we're keeping it real.

KIDS

Junior Hockey’s ‘Lord Of The Flies’ Promotion Doesn’t Go As Well As Planned

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A few days ago we shared a clip from the toddler Kumite and people seemed to like it, so now every time children get stuck in brutally violent adult situations I'm going to try to share it -- for example, by way of Best Week Ever comes this clip of a bunch of Kazakhstani 9-year olds turning a post-game hockey handslapping into a full-bore gang war.

#video

Battle Without Honor Or Continence

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The description under the video reads "two babies performing Taekwondo with a mother laughing in the background", and holy shit, if you thought you knew what "babies performing Taekwondo" looked like before, you're in for a treat.

#video

Punching Bag 1, This Drunk Guy 0

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Some things are just naturally funny.

white people

Kimbo Slice Murders Hilarious White Nobody

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Kimbo Slice made his professional boxing debut at Buffalo Run Casino in Miami, Oklahoma, on Saturday night.

violence

Rugby Is Violent. Who Knew?

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I'm not going to pretend to know the first thing about rugby.

NHL

Dallas Stars Make Fighting Fun

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As much as I bag on hockey, I really do like the sport despite being a St.

WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN

Toronto, Buffalo Build Bloody Rivalry

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Sports have given us so many great rivalries of blood lust over the years - the Yankees and Red Sox, the Maple Leafs and Canadiens, Ohio State and Michigan, Stone Cold and Triple H, Tiger and Elin - and now we can add the Toronto Rock and Buffalo Bandits.

USE YOUR HANDS YOU SISSIES

Run For Your Life, Soccer Ref

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I always love to say that I hate soccer and my defense is mostly that I can’t respect a sport in which athletes don’t use their hands, but in reality I’m just joking.

NASCAR

Kyle Busch Fined $25k For Bird

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NASCAR might have found the issues to its ratings woes at their race in Texas last weekend: slapfights.

KIDS ARE OUR FUTURE UNLESS WE STOP THEM

First Rule Of Toddler Fight Club: You Do Not Talk About Toddler Fight Club

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I'm the last person on earth that would advocate violence perpetrated against children (publicly, at least), but there's something about this story that strikes me as hilarious.

FIGHTING

‘COOLIO’ VS. ‘PAPA SMURF’ IN BUS FIGHT [2 VIDEOS]

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This video (after the jump) just hit the Series of Tubes on Tuesday, and if you haven't already seen it, you need to.

MMA

YES!!!! FLYING KNEE TO THE FACE!!!

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As evidenced by my casual screw-ups of fighters' names, I don't follow mixed martial arts beyond watching most UFC cards and keeping track of Kimbo Slice's chest hair patterns.


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