NOT ENOUGH BROOMS FOR QUIDDICH?

Quiddich Now An Official Sport At Florida…Sort Of

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Quiddich is gaining traction as a sport, which is pretty amazing considering that its origins came from the mind of an English woman working in a coffee house on the best-selling series of books in our day.

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Florida Man Files Restraining Orders Against Tebow, Obama, Jesus, Sanity

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A Florida man went to court in Alachua County recently to file for restraining orders against Tim Tebow, Barack Obama and Jesus.

NCAA FOOTBALL

Cam Newton Wanted To Get Paid*

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*Allegedly Former Mississippi State player and servant to the Queen of England, John Bond, has made allegations that Auburn University quarterback and Heisman Trophy frontrunner Cam “Isaac” Newton expressed interest in transferring to MSU from junior college last year, but Newton was expecting $180,000 for his services, according to another former MSU football player.

URBAN MEYER

Settle Down, Florida Gators Fans

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Yesterday I showed a rare act of kindness to our Florida Gators friends and readers by not reveling in the fact that the team lost its third straight game for the first time in 22 years, dropped from the Top 25 rankings, and has fallen into a world of uncertainty and chaos.

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Excuse Me, Coming Through

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I was going to write a post boasting about how the Florida Gators have lost three games in a row for the first time since 1988 and how only scoring 7 points against Mississippi State is such a UCF thing to do*, but then I was lambasted by some of my Gators friends via email and Facebook and I decided that I will let the lizards stew in their own sucky juices for a few more weeks until they inevitably wind up playing UCF in the Liberty Bowl in Memphis and pay me back for my dickish ways.

URBAN MEYER

It’s Time For Chris Rainey To Play, B*tch

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A few weeks ago, former Florida Gators receiver Chris Rainey was arrested for aggravated stalking, which I assume means that he was stalking but he wasn’t good at it so he just became so aggravated.

#KEVIN DURANT

Florida’s Chandler Parsons leads the best starting five in America

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Experience is priceless in college basketball, which is why the Florida Gators have to be considered a legit threat to make another Final Four run and possibly contend for a national championship in 2010-11.

#NFL

And Now Your Drunk Fans Of The Week

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Far be it for any of us to pretend to be high and mighty drunks, so when people are caught on camera incoherent and stumbling around a sports venue, I like to think of it more as a celebration of free spirits than a criticism of too many spirits.

#NFL

This Week In Athlete Death Threats

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CBS Football loud yeller Shannon Sharpe is taking some time off after being accused of forcing a woman to have sex with him, making death threats against her, and stalking her.

#NFL

Reebok Not Endorsing NFL’s Newest Porn Star

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Patriots rookie Brandon Spikes might have just f*cked himself out of a shoe deal.

tim tebow

Florida To Honor Tebow With Erection

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Somebody once chiseled on stone something about not worshipping false idols, but they never laid eyes on Tim Tebow’s chiseled abs.

URBAN MEYER

Urban Meyer Also Hates Golf Writers

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Most people hate only a certain number of writers, and can live with the rest.

#NFL

Tim Tebow Helps Loser Propose To His Girlfriend

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There are so many things wrong with this marriage proposal that I don't even know where to start.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

URBAN MEYER DOES NOT LIKE YOUR TONE

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Here's Urban Meyer having a discussion with some guy from the Orlando Sentinel.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

TIM TEBOW MAY NOT ATTEND THE DRAFT

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NFL prospect and Filipino foreskin connoisseur Tim Tebow has been invited to the NFL Draft, but the college quarterback is struggling with his decision to attend.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

EVERYONE LOVES THE SEC

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College football's national signing day was yesterday, and although nobody knows why they have it so close to the end of the season, or why it's a single day, most people seem to agree that the teams of the Southeastern Conference were the big winners.

URBAN MEYER

URBAN MEYER: WHAT LEAVE OF ABSENCE?

Once upon a time there was a Head Coach at the University of Florida named Urban Meyer.

FLORIDA GATORS

FLORIDA'S LONG 3 BEATS THE BUZZER

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This is Florida's Chandler Parsons finding the children of the NC State Wolfpack and eating them, good enough for a one-point win and probably some improved access to some choice Gainesville strange.

URBAN MEYER

MEYER IS IN IT FOR THE LONG HAUL

If you watched the press conference following last night's Sugar Bowl, you got to hear Urban Meyer announce (presumably to the dismay of his wife who stood by looking less than pumped) that he'll be back in Action Jackson as Head Coach for the University of Florida.


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