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Settle Down, Florida Gators Fans

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Yesterday I showed a rare act of kindness to our Florida Gators friends and readers by not reveling in the fact that the team lost its third straight game for the first time in 22 years, dropped from the Top 25 rankings, and has fallen into a world of uncertainty and chaos.

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Excuse Me, Coming Through

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I was going to write a post boasting about how the Florida Gators have lost three games in a row for the first time since 1988 and how only scoring 7 points against Mississippi State is such a UCF thing to do*, but then I was lambasted by some of my Gators friends via email and Facebook and I decided that I will let the lizards stew in their own sucky juices for a few more weeks until they inevitably wind up playing UCF in the Liberty Bowl in Memphis and pay me back for my dickish ways.

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It’s Time For Chris Rainey To Play, B*tch

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A few weeks ago, former Florida Gators receiver Chris Rainey was arrested for aggravated stalking, which I assume means that he was stalking but he wasn’t good at it so he just became so aggravated.

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And Now Your Drunk Fans Of The Week

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Far be it for any of us to pretend to be high and mighty drunks, so when people are caught on camera incoherent and stumbling around a sports venue, I like to think of it more as a celebration of free spirits than a criticism of too many spirits.

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This Week In Athlete Death Threats

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CBS Football loud yeller Shannon Sharpe is taking some time off after being accused of forcing a woman to have sex with him, making death threats against her, and stalking her.

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Reebok Not Endorsing NFL’s Newest Porn Star

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Patriots rookie Brandon Spikes might have just f*cked himself out of a shoe deal.

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Florida To Honor Tebow With Erection

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Somebody once chiseled on stone something about not worshipping false idols, but they never laid eyes on Tim Tebow’s chiseled abs.

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Urban Meyer Also Hates Golf Writers

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Most people hate only a certain number of writers, and can live with the rest.

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Tim Tebow Helps Loser Propose To His Girlfriend

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There are so many things wrong with this marriage proposal that I don't even know where to start.

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URBAN MEYER DOES NOT LIKE YOUR TONE

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Here's Urban Meyer having a discussion with some guy from the Orlando Sentinel.

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TIM TEBOW MAY NOT ATTEND THE DRAFT

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NFL prospect and Filipino foreskin connoisseur Tim Tebow has been invited to the NFL Draft, but the college quarterback is struggling with his decision to attend.

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EVERYONE LOVES THE SEC

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College football's national signing day was yesterday, and although nobody knows why they have it so close to the end of the season, or why it's a single day, most people seem to agree that the teams of the Southeastern Conference were the big winners.

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URBAN MEYER: WHAT LEAVE OF ABSENCE?

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Once upon a time there was a Head Coach at the University of Florida named Urban Meyer.

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FLORIDA'S LONG 3 BEATS THE BUZZER

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This is Florida's Chandler Parsons finding the children of the NC State Wolfpack and eating them, good enough for a one-point win and probably some improved access to some choice Gainesville strange.

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MEYER IS IN IT FOR THE LONG HAUL

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If you watched the press conference following last night's Sugar Bowl, you got to hear Urban Meyer announce (presumably to the dismay of his wife who stood by looking less than pumped) that <a href="http://jay-mariotti.fanhouse.com/2010/01/02/as-tebow-leaves-in-style-meyer-is-coming-back/" target="_blank">he'll be back in Action Jackson as Head Coach</a> for the University of Florida.

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JUST KIDDING! IT’S A ‘LEAVE OF ABSENCE’

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Florida Gators football coach Urban Meyer announced on Saturday that he was leaving college football because of health complications.

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EVEN PHIL SIMMS THINKS TEBOW SUCKS

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NFL analyst and former Super Bowl MVP Phil Simms was asked about what kind of pro Tim Tebow would be, and while Simms said that Tebow would probably make it in the NFL as a quarterback, he didn't think that the Florida signal-caller would be quite the hero that he had been in Gainesville.

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TEBOW’S TEARS COULD CURE CANCER

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Here's an emotional Tim Tebow, crying after his Florida Gators lost to Alabama in the SEC title game on Saturday.

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ADMIT IT, TIM TEBOW IS YOUR HERO

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So my buddies at <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/WondershotLLC">Wondershot</a> put this video together together making fun of Tim Tebow.


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