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Young Hot Take Writer Goes In On Cam Newton

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He shows such acumen for provocative takes at such an early age.

ESPN

Here’s Stephen A. Smith Insinuating That Chip Kelly’s Offseason Roster Moves Are Motivated By Racism

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ESPN's Stephen A. Smith said something impossibly stupid again. Shocking, I know.

HOT TAKES

GUEST PFT COMMENTARY: ‘Better Call Saul’ Is Already Better Than ‘Breaking Bad’ Ever Was

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Hate to break it to you but the reviews are in. Better Call Saul has already bested its little brother after only two episodes.

WOODROCKET

Video: Porn Stars Weigh In On Deflate Gate

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Your favorite porn stars weigh in on your favorite controversy.

FLORIDA GEORGIA LINE

Music Critic Writes That He’d Rather Have Ebola Than Watch Florida-Georgia Line Perform ‘Bro-Country’ Songs

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A music critic obliterated Bro Country's biggest stars by writing that having Ebola would be better than seeing Florida-Georgia Line again.

#FOOD

Taco Bell President Brian Niccol Hosted A Reddit AMA And He Has Plenty Of Jokes

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The man behind Taco Bell's big ideas welcomed questions in a Reddit AMA and he had some pretty good jokes and answers for people.


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