VIDEOS

Jason Kidd Ditches The Nets For New Coaching Job

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Kidd's startling move to the Midwest is complete.

SPORTS

What Miami Heat Players Are Doing To Make Sure LeBron Gets The Max Contract He Wants And Deserves

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The King wants to be paid like one. Why we should all fear for Jason Kidd's safety.

Wesley Johnson

Lakers Wesley Johnson’s Reverse Slam Highlights Lakers Win Over Nets

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Johnson goes up, up and around for the putdown over Paul Pierce.

#Christmas

The Next Person Who Makes Athletes Sing Jingle Bells Gets My Foot Up Their Ass

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The only upside to a Mayan apocalypse going down at some point today would be the end of whoever keeps making athletes sing sports-related Christmas carols because they're sports guys and it's Christmas.

SNEAKERS

Cop: Nike Air Zoom Flight 95 “J Kidd Career Pack”

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The Air Zoom Flight 95 J Kidd PE aka the bug-eyed Jason Kidd's are back and done up in colors to match team colors worn by the former ’94-’95 co-ROTY throughout his career.

taiwanese animation

Taiwan Animation: The Only Voice In The Jeremy Lin Discussion

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This is a great one, if only for Carmelo Anthony operating, then bogarting the spotlight.

STRIPPERS

Making Sense Of This Jeremy Lin Ordeal: Exotic Dancer Edition

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Here’s an abridged version of the NBA offseason to date: The lockout changed nothing, owners didn’t learn, nor did they want to learn, because they’re still giving out awful contracts, and they just wanted to make sure they’d get more back from the league so they’d stop losing money.

nba finals

NBA Round-Up: Yes. The Mavs. Did.

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At the end of Game 6 last night, Dirk Nowitzki and Chris Bosh were crying.

Rap Music

Mavs Gameplan for Finals: Shoot All These Threes, Dunk On These Goals

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The Dallas Mavericks are going to the NBA Finals, so they're going to need a rap song featuring basketball words.

Spotlight

The Thunder Vs. Mavericks Preview: 10 Points To Watch

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2011/05/the-heat-vs-bulls-preview-10-points-to-watch#page/1"> The West is close to being won and laymen not into <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2011/04/on-the-nba-playoffs-and-its-glamour-teams#page/1">glamour teams</a> will flip channels.

NBA

JASON KIDD DRAWS FOUL…ON A COACH?

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Dallas Mavericks guard Jason Kidd drew a foul on Atlanta Hawks coach Mike Woodson, who for some reason had wandered onto the court to scream at his team before Kidd essentially drew a technical foul by touching the coach with his arm.

OLYMPICS

JASON KIDD IS GENEROUS

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In a curious bit of generosity, Jason Kidd will <a href="http://www.lvrj.com/sports/27327919.html" target="_blank">give his Redeem Team gold medal to Elaine Wynn</a>, wife of casino mogul Steve Wynn (pictures of her <a href="http://images.google.com/images?q=elaine+wynn&sourceid=navclient-ff&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1B3GGGL_enUS177US232&um=1&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&resnum=1&ct=title" target="_blank">here</a>).

WAGS

JASON KIDD DITCHED HIS SUPERMODEL

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According to a report from <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/08132008/gossip/pagesix/split_up_by_six_124177.htm" target="_blank">Page Six</a>, the oldest and least useful member of Team USA, point guard Jason Kidd, has broken it off with supermodel girlfriend May Andersen (pictured here with Marisa Miller - rawr.

WAGS

WHY DON’T MORE PEOPLE HATE JASON KIDD?

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Mavericks point guard and fading NBA star Jason Kidd got tired of his beautiful, unfamous model girlfriend <a href="../post.phtml?pk=5166">Hope Dworaczyk</a> (whom he reportedly impregnated) and is now dating beautiful, famous model <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/swimsuit/collection/models/may_andersen.html" target="_blank">May Andersen</a>.

SNEAKERS

“Buggin…”

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Available @ <a href="http://www.kix-files.com/2008/05/nike-air-zoom-flight-five-b-jason-kidd-released/">Kix-Files</a>.

WAGS

JASON KIDD RUINED THIS WITH HIS SEED

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In January, Page Six reported that Jason Kidd had celebrated the finalization of his divorce by <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/01102008/gossip/pagesix/kidd_on_the_way_802767.htm" target="_blank">impregnating his new girlfriend</a>, model (read: former Nets dancer) Hope Dworaczyk, who is not to be confused with the other unknown model <a href="../post.phtml?pk=4133" target="_blank">whose crotch he allegedly grabbed</a>.

Shaquille O'Neal

KIDD AND SHAQ DEBUT ON NEW TEAMS, LOSE

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Shaquille O'Neal finally made his much-anticipated debut for the Suns last night, while Jason Kidd finally donned a Mavs jersey after the trade that was talked about, pulled off, called off, and rejiggered to include Keith Van Horne.

NEW ORLEANS HORNETS

CHRIS PAUL WINS POINT GUARD MATCHUP

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The New Orleans Hornets traveled to lovely New Jersey for a matchup of the two best all-around point guards in the game, and Chris Paul and Jason Kidd didn't disappoint.




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