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The Next Person Who Makes Athletes Sing Jingle Bells Gets My Foot Up Their Ass

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The only upside to a Mayan apocalypse going down at some point today would be the end of whoever keeps making athletes sing sports-related Christmas carols because they're sports guys and it's Christmas.

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Taiwan Animation: The Only Voice In The Jeremy Lin Discussion

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This is a great one, if only for Carmelo Anthony operating, then bogarting the spotlight.

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Making Sense Of This Jeremy Lin Ordeal: Exotic Dancer Edition

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Here’s an abridged version of the NBA offseason to date: The lockout changed nothing, owners didn’t learn, nor did they want to learn, because they’re still giving out awful contracts, and they just wanted to make sure they’d get more back from the league so they’d stop losing money.

CHRIS BOSH

NBA Round-Up: Yes. The Mavs. Did.

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At the end of Game 6 last night, Dirk Nowitzki and Chris Bosh were crying.

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Mavs Gameplan for Finals: Shoot All These Threes, Dunk On These Goals

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The Dallas Mavericks are going to the NBA Finals, so they're going to need a rap song featuring basketball words.

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JASON KIDD DRAWS FOUL…ON A COACH?

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Dallas Mavericks guard Jason Kidd drew a foul on Atlanta Hawks coach Mike Woodson, who for some reason had wandered onto the court to scream at his team before Kidd essentially drew a technical foul by touching the coach with his arm.

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JASON KIDD IS GENEROUS

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In a curious bit of generosity, Jason Kidd will <a href="http://www.lvrj.com/sports/27327919.html" target="_blank">give his Redeem Team gold medal to Elaine Wynn</a>, wife of casino mogul Steve Wynn (pictures of her <a href="http://images.google.com/images?q=elaine+wynn&sourceid=navclient-ff&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1B3GGGL_enUS177US232&um=1&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&resnum=1&ct=title" target="_blank">here</a>).

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JASON KIDD DITCHED HIS SUPERMODEL

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According to a report from <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/08132008/gossip/pagesix/split_up_by_six_124177.htm" target="_blank">Page Six</a>, the oldest and least useful member of Team USA, point guard Jason Kidd, has broken it off with supermodel girlfriend May Andersen (pictured here with Marisa Miller - rawr.

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WHY DON’T MORE PEOPLE HATE JASON KIDD?

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Mavericks point guard and fading NBA star Jason Kidd got tired of his beautiful, unfamous model girlfriend <a href="../post.phtml?pk=5166">Hope Dworaczyk</a> (whom he reportedly impregnated) and is now dating beautiful, famous model <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/swimsuit/collection/models/may_andersen.html" target="_blank">May Andersen</a>.

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JASON KIDD RUINED THIS WITH HIS SEED

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In January, Page Six reported that Jason Kidd had celebrated the finalization of his divorce by <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/01102008/gossip/pagesix/kidd_on_the_way_802767.htm" target="_blank">impregnating his new girlfriend</a>, model (read: former Nets dancer) Hope Dworaczyk, who is not to be confused with the other unknown model <a href="../post.phtml?pk=4133" target="_blank">whose crotch he allegedly grabbed</a>.

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KIDD AND SHAQ DEBUT ON NEW TEAMS, LOSE

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Shaquille O'Neal finally made his much-anticipated debut for the Suns last night, while Jason Kidd finally donned a Mavs jersey after the trade that was talked about, pulled off, called off, and rejiggered to include Keith Van Horne.

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CHRIS PAUL WINS POINT GUARD MATCHUP

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The New Orleans Hornets traveled to lovely New Jersey for a matchup of the two best all-around point guards in the game, and Chris Paul and Jason Kidd didn't disappoint.

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JASON KIDD IS A HIT WITH THE LADIES

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With the NBA season fast approaching, Nets guard <a href="http://withleather.com/index.phtml?t=JASON+KIDD">Jason Kidd</a> is already getting into mid-season form.

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JASON KIDD’S WIFE: STILL F’ING CRAZY

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Remember all the ugliness from the <a href="../post.phtml?pk=1882">Jason and Joumana Kidd divorce</a>.

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JASON KIDD IS PRETTY AWESOME

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<a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0216073kidd1.html" target="_blank">The Smoking Gun</a> today has Joumana Kidd's counter-suit against husband/Nets point guard Jason Kidd.

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JASON KIDD HAS AN AWESOME MARRIAGE

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For those of you who think you're in the clear once you've outfitted your hot wife with fake tits and a personal trainer, think again.

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THE NETS AND SUNS SUCK AT DEFENSE

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Recapping NBA games isn't exactly my steez, but I'd probably get fired if I didn't point out that the Suns beat the Nets <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/recap?gameId=261207017" target="_blank">161-157 in double overtime</a> last night.


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