fake girlfriends

Manti Te’o Wants You To Stop Joking About His Fake, Dead Girlfriend

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The time for Lennay Kekua jokes have come and gone. They are over, they are done with. R.I.P. fake dead girlfriend jokes.

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It’s A Baby Boom In San Diego

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YA BETTA IMPREGNATE SOMEBODDAAAAYYYY

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There’s A Huge “RIP Lennay Kekua” Banner In Oakland Today

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If it werent for them being really bad at sports I would be the biggest Raiders fan in the world just because of Al Davises contributions to humanity and dermatology textbooks,, but now they've entered a whole nother level of being awesome.

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KSK 2013 NFL Prekkake: San Diego Chargers

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Last year: 7-9, second place in AFC West Acquisitions: Dwight Freeney, D.

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Enough Already With The Manti Te’o Jokes

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It has been a little more than four months since that insane Deadspin article blew open one of the most absurd hoaxes in sports, at least in this Internet era, as it revealed that Lennay Kekua, the reported dead girlfriend of Notre Dame star Manti Te'o, was the fabrication of a man named Ronaiah Tuiasosopo.

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Eight Bars — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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The NFC East facemask war continues to escalate.

SPORTS

Manti Te’o’s Dead Fake Girlfriend Had Nothing To Do With Him Not Being A First Round Draft Pick

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Words By Preezy Da Kid | @PreezyDaKid After speculation about whether Notre Dame linebacker Manti Teo would be selected in the first round, we finally got the answer during last night's NFL Draft.

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NFL Draft First Round Live Blog

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We have a draft where everybody at the top wants to either trade down or grudgingly settle in with the conservative pick of an offensive lineman.

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Ponder’s Suckiness To Blame For Harvin’s Departure — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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It was no secret that Percy Harvin had wanted out of Minnesota for a while before the Vikings eventually granted his wish and dealt the receiver to the Seahawks in exchange for three draft picks.

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RGIII Plus Explosions — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Football season is but five glorious months.

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Sorry, HS Baseball Players, This Is What Your Internet Girlfriend Really Looks Like

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An elaborate scheme to teach high school baseball players the value of not sending nude pictures to strangers, or a horrible man's attempt to see kid dicks.

#Mashups

It’s Lance Armstrong’s Oprah Interview Mixed And Mashed Into Radiohead’s ‘Creep’

I’m more affected by the fact that Radiohead’s “Creep” is old enough to drink than I am by anything that Lance Armstrong says lately, which is why I only watched the former 7-time Tour de France champion’s interview with Oprah Winfrey so I could burn a few thousand calories by practicing my eye roll exercises.

#Animals

Want People To Respect Vegetarians? Say They’re Exactly Like Manti Te’o

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Here's something important you should know about me: I'm a vegan.

SONGIFIED

Why, Why, Manti?

Katie Couric's interview with Manti Te'o is songified into a catchy tune that showcases his smooth Samoan baritone.


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