fake girlfriends

Manti Te’o Wants You To Stop Joking About His Fake, Dead Girlfriend

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The time for Lennay Kekua jokes have come and gone. They are over, they are done with. R.I.P. fake dead girlfriend jokes.

#NFL

Enough Already With The Manti Te’o Jokes

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It has been a little more than four months since that insane Deadspin article blew open one of the most absurd hoaxes in sports, at least in this Internet era, as it revealed that Lennay Kekua, the reported dead girlfriend of Notre Dame star Manti Te'o, was the fabrication of a man named Ronaiah Tuiasosopo.

SPORTS

Manti Te’o’s Dead Fake Girlfriend Had Nothing To Do With Him Not Being A First Round Draft Pick

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Words By Preezy Da Kid | @PreezyDaKid After speculation about whether Notre Dame linebacker Manti Teo would be selected in the first round, we finally got the answer during last night's NFL Draft.

#Facebook

Sorry, HS Baseball Players, This Is What Your Internet Girlfriend Really Looks Like

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An elaborate scheme to teach high school baseball players the value of not sending nude pictures to strangers, or a horrible man's attempt to see kid dicks.

#Mashups

It’s Lance Armstrong’s Oprah Interview Mixed And Mashed Into Radiohead’s ‘Creep’

I’m more affected by the fact that Radiohead’s “Creep” is old enough to drink than I am by anything that Lance Armstrong says lately, which is why I only watched the former 7-time Tour de France champion’s interview with Oprah Winfrey so I could burn a few thousand calories by practicing my eye roll exercises.

#Animals

Want People To Respect Vegetarians? Say They’re Exactly Like Manti Te’o

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Here's something important you should know about me: I'm a vegan.

SONGIFIED

Why, Why, Manti?

Katie Couric's interview with Manti Te'o is songified into a catchy tune that showcases his smooth Samoan baritone.

Snow

A Collection Of Animals Celebrating In The Snow (And Afternoon Links)

Today's afternoon links, featuring two dogs and a cat who unite in their love of snow, as well as Bad Luck Brian's commentary on Manti Te'o.

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Funny Or Die’s ‘Catfish Trailer: Manti Te’o Edition’ Is Heavy On The Die

Watch a recut version of the "Catfish" trailer about Manti Te’o, from Funny or Die.

#Documentaries

Catfish: Manti Te’o Edition

A parody of the Catfish movie trailer, starring Manti Te'o.

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Manti Te’o Speaks In ESPN Interview, Claims He Is Innocent Victim Of Evil Catfishing Trio

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Manti Te'o spoke to ESPN's Jeremy Schaap in an interview tonight. And, SURPRISE, he claims that he's a completely innocent victim of a catfishing hoax.

NOTRE DAME

Manti Te’o’s eHarmony Ad

Manti Te'o talks about his incredible relationship with his completely real love, Lennay Kekua.

SAD PEOPLE

Is The Manti Te’o Hoax Really The Worst Fake Internet Girlfriend Story Of All-Time?

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I thought we all had a pretty great conversation about the Manti Te’o story yesterday – except the one or two commenters who sassed me – so I wanted to bring up two fun little updates to the story because they jumped out of my monitors this morning and smacked me in the balls.

SPORTS

Baseball Team To Have “Manti Te’o Girlfriend Bobblehead Day”

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We should have seen this type of behavior coming.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Yep, Taiwan Animation Weighed In On The Manti Te’o Girlfriend Hoax

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New career goal: get name-dropped in a Taiwan Animation video.

USUAL SUSPECTS

The Manti Te’o Usual Suspects Gif

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I'm not going to lie to you, this is only movie related by the thinnest of rationales, and I'm adding almost zero value to a.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Taiwanese Animation: Manti Te’o’s Fake Dead Girlfriend

Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te'o’s dead girlfriend hoax gets the always absurd Taiwanese animation treatment.

The Internet

Welcome To The Internet, Manti Te’o

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The story of Manti Te'o and his fake girlfriend may be the single most mind-bending story I've encountered in my lifetime.


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