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NBA Lockout Report: Players Reject Owners Latest Offer, Decertification Looms

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David Stern hasn't confirmed it publicly, but every every NBA fan's nightmare appears to be fully realized.

#LeBron James

Basketball Is Gone Forever, So Watch This Soccer Guy F**k Up A Lambeau Leap

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I guess the yelling GOAAAAAAAAAL thing is the best part of being a soccer announcer, but I feel like if I watched a guy try to jump into the stands and end up trapped in a field-side bush I'd stop screaming for a second and say something about it.

#PRO WRESTLING

Morning Links, Now With 100% More Prez References

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Links Australia Is Getting DC Comics License Plates.

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Today’s Two Best Ways To Call Someone Piece Of Sh*t

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On a day when sports news is dominated by child molestation, I'd like to lighten the mood a little by presenting two sports guys who can't stop calling people names on the Internet.

NBA LOCKOUT

Why Michael Jordan Is Trying To Destroy The Locked-Out NBA Players

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No one is happy with the owners, least of all the players after the old guys basically told them recently "Here, we'll give you two slices from this large buffalo chicken pizza, but if you don't wash the dishes afterwards, next time you might only get the leftover crust.

#Batman

Care About This: Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian Are Getting Divorced

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Speculation has been running rampant on sites where "Lindsay Lohan has gross teeth" is news for weeks, and it's about to become official: Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian are divorcing.

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Stop Making Me Like You, Mark Cuban

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The Colbert Report Get More: Colbert Report Full Episodes,Political Humor & Satire Blog,Video Archive We don't cover clips from 'The Colbert Report' as much as our friends at UPROXX, but last night's sports-rich segment, starting with the NFL fining Troy Polamalu for concussion-dialing his wife on the sideline and ending with Colbert's second pro-NBA-owner Colbert Super PAC ad (with Mark Cuban's face superimposed on the American flag), was glorious and needs to be shared.

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A Fool Continues To Hope That The NBA Lockout Will End

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I swear, just when I think I’m out, the NBA reels me back in.

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The NBA Lockout: Inaction Should Be The Last Action

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This open letter was scribed as a response to ESPN Columnist Scoop Jackson's piece, "NBA Lockout: A Call To Inaction," published on Oct.

SPORTS

NBA Lockout Report: Dirk Nowitzki Throws World Series First Pitch

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NBA Finals MVP Dirk Nowitzki stands on the mound, moments before throwing the ceremonial first pitch for Game 3 of the World Series between the Texas Rangers and St.

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We’ve Officially Hit Rock Bottom With The NBA Lockout

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The evening of October 20, 2011, will forever be known as one of the darker days the pro basketball has experienced in the past 20 years.

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What’chu Talkin’ About, Billy Hunter?

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David Stern previously stated that today's meetings could determine whether the NBA will have Christmas Day.

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NBA Lockout Report: David Stern Says Plan On Canceling Christmas

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The NBA lockout situation worsens as the days go by.

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Taiwanese Report: David Stern Is Gay, Can Beat NBA Players At One-On-One

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Next Media Animation's latest video is easy their most accurate, succinctly explaining the NBA Lockout situation to foreign audiences and stoned people on the Internet by having commissioner David Stern (wearing a blazer with a big "STERN" on the back) avenge the death of a cubist man representing the Detroit Pistons franchise by breaking into Derek Fisher's house with a chainsaw, cutting in half a pizza Kobe had baked with LeBron James and scaring LeBron so badly he travels to China and loses at basketball and is emasculated by a communist panda.

#CARMELO ANTHONY

Dime Exclusive: Breaking News, NBA Superstars Headed Overseas

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We've started to hear credible rumblings of a big-time overseas tour for a group of elite NBA superstars, designed to fill the void left by the cancellation of the first two weeks of the season.

SPORTS

NBA Lockout Report: League Cancels First Two Weeks Of The Season

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If there was ever a question which route David Stern would take with the NBA lockout - pad his legacy or fix the business model - it's as clear as day now.


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