Care About This: Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian Are Getting Divorced

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Speculation has been running rampant on sites where "Lindsay Lohan has gross teeth" is news for weeks, and it's about to become official: Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian are divorcing.


Stop Making Me Like You, Mark Cuban


The Colbert Report Get More: <a href='http://www.colbertnation.com/full-episodes/'>Colbert Report Full Episodes</a>,<a href='http://www.indecisionforever.com/'>Political Humor & Satire Blog</a>,<a href='http://www.colbertnation.com/video'>Video Archive</a> We don't cover clips from 'The Colbert Report' <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tag/colbert-report/">as much as our friends at UPROXX</a>, but last night's sports-rich segment, starting with the NFL fining Troy Polamalu for concussion-dialing his wife on the sideline and ending with Colbert's second pro-NBA-owner Colbert Super PAC ad (with Mark Cuban's face superimposed on the American flag), was glorious and needs to be shared.


A Fool Continues To Hope That The NBA Lockout Will End

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I swear, just when I think I’m out, the NBA reels me back in.


NBA Lockout Report: Dirk Nowitzki Throws World Series First Pitch


NBA Finals MVP Dirk Nowitzki stands on the mound, moments before throwing the ceremonial first pitch for Game 3 of the World Series between the Texas Rangers and St.


We’ve Officially Hit Rock Bottom With The NBA Lockout

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The evening of October 20, 2011, will forever be known as one of the darker days the pro basketball has experienced in the past 20 years.


What’chu Talkin’ About, Billy Hunter?

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David Stern <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2011/10/nba-lockout-report-david-stern-says-plan-on-canceling-christmas">previously stated</a> that today's meetings could determine whether the NBA will have Christmas Day.


NBA Lockout Report: David Stern Says Plan On Canceling Christmas

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The NBA lockout situation worsens as the days go by.

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Taiwanese Report: David Stern Is Gay, Can Beat NBA Players At One-On-One

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Next Media Animation's latest video is easy their most accurate, succinctly explaining the NBA Lockout situation to foreign audiences and stoned people on the Internet by having commissioner David Stern (wearing a blazer with a big "STERN" on the back) avenge the death of a cubist man representing the Detroit Pistons franchise by breaking into Derek Fisher's house with a chainsaw, cutting in half a pizza Kobe had baked with LeBron James and scaring LeBron so badly he travels to China and loses at basketball and is emasculated by a communist panda.


NBA Lockout Report: League Cancels First Two Weeks Of The Season

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If there was ever a question which route David Stern would take with the NBA lockout - pad his legacy or fix the business model - it's as clear as day now.


Derek Fisher, Other NBA Players To Owners: #LetUsPlay, #StandUnited

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NBA players and owners will meet again today Monday, October 10th in attempts to hash out their differences once more before the first few weeks of the season have to be canceled.


La Vita E’ Kobe

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In case you're the type who needs a screenprinted message on an oversized foam finger to be convinced of anything and believes the NBA Lockout is ending soon, here's your finger: pending the ability of the team owner to actually get the money to make it happen, Kobe Bryant has agreed to play basketball in Italy.


Is David Stern Ready To Crush The Hopes Of NBA Fans?

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Ah, <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/david-stern">David Stern</a>.

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Kenyon Martin Reportedly Signs Richest Contract In Chinese Basketball’s History

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Somewhere in Ürümqi, Xinjiang, someone is going crazy about <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/kenyon-martin">Kenyon Martin</a>.


NBA Lockout Report: Metta World Peace Bounced From “Dancing With The Stars”

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/metta-world-peace">Metta World Peace</a> - the forward formerly known as Ron Artest - entered ABC's Dancing With The Stars competition and quickly left after getting dismissed by judges.


Brandon Jennings Goes “Under The Armour” In Cali

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/brandon-jennings">Brandon Jennings</a> takes the Under Armour cameras back to L.


NBA Lockout Report: LeBron Plays Flag Football

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Fresh off NBAPA executive director <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2011/09/and-the-nba-lockout-will-continue">Billy Hunter's word</a> that the lockout will continue indefinitely, <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/lebron-james">LeBron</a> decided to throw around the old pigskin with some pals in Central Park a few nights ago.


And…The NBA Lockout Will Continue

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Remember yesterday, <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2011/09/nba-lockout-report-derek-fisher-tells-players-to-get-ready">when I was all optimistic</a> about the NBA season.


NBA Lockout Report: The “Lockout League” Comes To Las Vegas

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Negotiations between player representatives and NBA owners seem to be <a href="http://www.slamonline.com/online/news-rumors/top-news/2011/09/derekfisher-were-no-closer-to-having-a-season/">going nowhere fast</a>.

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