VODKA

Dennis Rodman’s ‘Bad Ass Premium Vodka’ Promises Smoothness, North Korean Glory

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NBA legend Dennis Rodman has introduced a line of BAD-ASS PREMIUM VODKA, which he hopes Barack Obama will drink to celebrate North Korea. No, seriously.

soap operas

Roughly 80 North Koreans Have Been Publicly Executed For Watching Soap Operas

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In case you needed reminding that living in the regime of Kim Jong-Un is terrible, here ya go!

#COMMENTS OF THE WEEK

Comments of the Week: Dildo Fire Edition

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After a brief hiatus, Comments of the Week are back.

SPORTS

Dennis Rodman Reportedly Training North Korea’s Basketball Team For Olympics

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dennis-rodman-north-korea.jpg"></a>Words By <a href="https://twitter.com/bansky">Bansky</a> It's barely 2 pm on the West coast and Dennis Rodman is already doing Dennis Rodman things.

sex tapes

Kim Jong-Un’s Executed Girlfriend’s Sex Tape Is Pretty Hot, You Guys

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Hyon Song-wol was executed by the monster known as Kim Jong-Un, possibly because of this tape.

#PORNO

Kim Jong-Un's Ex-Lover Executed by Firing Squad for "Pornography"

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North Korea has hilarious propaganda, but it's important to remember that all of it rests on fear of a regime that's legitimately terrifying.

NORTH KOREA

Dennis Rodman Was Everything You’d Expect From Him At Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week

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Dennis Rodman truly believes that because he went to North Korea and watched a basketball game with Kim Jong-Un, he deserves to <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/07/dennis-rodman-wants-a-nobel-peace-prize-for-hanging-out-with-kim-jong-un" target="_blank">at least be in the “Top 3” when Nobel Peace Prize voting takes place</a>, but he ultimately believes that he deserves to win, because he plans to go back soon and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/05/dennis-rodman-reached-out-to-kim-jong-un-to-free-kenneth-bae" target="_blank">negotiate the release of American businessman Kenneth Bae</a>.

sports illustrated

Dennis Rodman Wants A Nobel Peace Prize For Hanging Out With Kim Jong-Un

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Former NBA star and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/07/73-sports-movies-in-73-days-the-minis" target="_blank">leading man of movies about little people playing basketball</a> Dennis Rodman graces the cover of the latest issue of Sports Illustrated, which is also <a href="http://nba.si.com/2013/07/02/dennis-rodman-nobel-peace-prize-sports-illustrated-cover-story-north-korea/" target="_blank">the “Where are they now?” summer double issue</a>.

tablets

North Korea Has An iPad Knockoff Because Of Course It Does

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Behold the Samjiyon, which is almost as good as those tablets running Android 2.3 you find in the drugstore for $50. Almost.

#Twitter

Dennis Rodman Reached Out To Kim Jong Un To Free Kenneth Bae

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According to <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/06/world/asia/north-korea-says-kenneth-bae-isnt-a-bargaining-chip.html?_r=0" target="_blank">something known as the “news”</a>, Kenneth Bae is a 44-year old Korean-American who was arrested in North Korea and sentenced to 15 years of hard labor for “hostile acts” against the country.

YAO MING

We’re Gonna Get Bombed And It’s College Humor’s Fault For Making Space Jam Jokes

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As a resident of Austin, Texas, I'm on supreme leader of North Korea Kim Jong-un's "show America what's up by firing missles at them" list.

#CONAN

North Korea’s New Propaganda Video Isn’t Very Threatening

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Kim Jong-un's arsenal seems to include some very familiar 80's icons.

SMOKE BREAK

20 Things More Likely To Happen Than North Korea Nuking The U.S.

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So you've probably heard by now that "Supreme Leader of North Korea" and Dennis Rodman's road dog Kim Jong Un is <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/kim-jong-warns-rockets-ready-settle-accounts-u-s-article-1.1302332">popping sh*t again</a>.

#PRO WRESTLING

Forget Dennis Rodman, Ric Flair Was The Original North Korean Diplomat

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While details of NBA legend Dennis Rodman’s recent trip to North Korea are mostly unknown and limited to quotes like “Kim Jong Un is just a kid” and “He’s a good guy” and “Please don’t hate me”, it seems that the 5-time NBA Champion still wants to put big ol' media jerks like George Snuffleupagus in their places.

#CONAN

Conan’s Sure-Fire Anti-North Korea Missile Shield

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Conan plans to use Kim Jong-un's love of American culture to protect this country.

#video games

NBA Jam: North Korea Edition

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The North Korean edition of NBA Jam features the unstoppable duo of Kim Jong-un and Dennis Rodman.

WATCH THIS

With Leather’s Watch This: No More News Shows

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Our beloved and glorious forefather Matt Ufford <a href="http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2013/3/4/4061152/dennis-rodman-kim-jong-un-north-korea-trip">recently broke down Dennis Rodman and his recent visit to North Korea</a> and the asinine interview that the NBA legend gave to talking bobblehead George Snuffleupagus upon his return.


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