Kim Jong-Un's Ex-Lover Executed by Firing Squad for "Pornography"

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North Korea has hilarious propaganda, but it's important to remember that all of it rests on fear of a regime that's legitimately terrifying.


Dennis Rodman Was Everything You’d Expect From Him At Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week

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Dennis Rodman truly believes that because he went to North Korea and watched a basketball game with Kim Jong-Un, he deserves to <a href="" target="_blank">at least be in the “Top 3” when Nobel Peace Prize voting takes place</a>, but he ultimately believes that he deserves to win, because he plans to go back soon and <a href="" target="_blank">negotiate the release of American businessman Kenneth Bae</a>.


Dennis Rodman Wants A Nobel Peace Prize For Hanging Out With Kim Jong-Un

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Former NBA star and <a href="" target="_blank">leading man of movies about little people playing basketball</a> Dennis Rodman graces the cover of the latest issue of Sports Illustrated, which is also <a href="" target="_blank">the “Where are they now?” summer double issue</a>.


North Korea Has An iPad Knockoff Because Of Course It Does

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Behold the Samjiyon, which is almost as good as those tablets running Android 2.3 you find in the drugstore for $50. Almost.


Dennis Rodman Reached Out To Kim Jong Un To Free Kenneth Bae

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According to <a href="" target="_blank">something known as the “news”</a>, Kenneth Bae is a 44-year old Korean-American who was arrested in North Korea and sentenced to 15 years of hard labor for “hostile acts” against the country.


We’re Gonna Get Bombed And It’s College Humor’s Fault For Making Space Jam Jokes

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As a resident of Austin, Texas, I'm on supreme leader of North Korea Kim Jong-un's "show America what's up by firing missles at them" list.


North Korea’s New Propaganda Video Isn’t Very Threatening


Kim Jong-un's arsenal seems to include some very familiar 80's icons.


Forget Dennis Rodman, Ric Flair Was The Original North Korean Diplomat

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While details of NBA legend Dennis Rodman’s recent trip to North Korea are mostly unknown and limited to quotes like “Kim Jong Un is just a kid” and “He’s a good guy” and “Please don’t hate me”, it seems that the 5-time NBA Champion still wants to put big ol' media jerks like George Snuffleupagus in their places.


Conan’s Sure-Fire Anti-North Korea Missile Shield


Conan plans to use Kim Jong-un's love of American culture to protect this country.


NBA Jam: North Korea Edition


The North Korean edition of NBA Jam features the unstoppable duo of Kim Jong-un and Dennis Rodman.


With Leather’s Watch This: No More News Shows

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Our beloved and glorious forefather Matt Ufford <a href="">recently broke down Dennis Rodman and his recent visit to North Korea</a> and the asinine interview that the NBA legend gave to talking bobblehead George Snuffleupagus upon his return.


Somebody Get This Guy A Film Trilogy, Stat

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One of the early stories of the 2012 Summer Olympics in London has been <a href="" target="_blank">North Korea's refusal to participate until England stops calling them South Koreans</a>.


North Korean Athletes Won’t Be Disrespected

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Despite being a nation still celebrating the all-natural and not-at-all-staged <a href="">marriage of Kim Jung-Un to former singer Ri Sol Ju</a>, who clearly loves him for his looks and personality, all was not well yesterday for the people of North Korea.

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Unauthorized Disney Characters Perform For A Murderous Tyrant — Just Another Day In North Korea

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Over the weekend, North Korea's Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un had a bunch of people dress up as unauthorized Disney characters and frolic around on stage.


Own a Cell Phone In North Korea? You’re a War Criminal!


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The Weeping At Kim Jong Il’s Funeral Was Predictably Ridiculous

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The following conversation took place a little after midnight CST last night after a lady friend pinged me on gchat.


North Korea has the best stuntmen, World’s Best Jesus gif

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Here's a propaganda-ish video showing the training to Kim Jong-Il's corps of bodyguards.


Awesome Tumblr Alert: Kim Jong-Il Dropping The Bass


If there’s one thing I love, it’s a dead dictator.

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