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Jim Nantz Can’t Do Tiger’s Job

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Jim Nantz of CBS Sports is a lot of things, unlike Saskatchewan-based restauranteur Jim Nance, who I find to be one-dimensional and pithy.

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Tiger Woods vs. Tiki Barber: Who Philandered Better?

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Apparently we never got around to mentioning that Tiki Barber is dumping his Asian wife for a white girl, partly because of my travel schedule, and partly because Tiki is the black Paris Hilton.

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FIGJAMMIN': NOTES FROM THE MASTERS

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Sunday capped off an impressive day of golf at The Masters, one that saw that one guy that doesn't cut his hair win his third green jacket at Augusta National.

TIGER'S 'TRANSGRESSIONS'

Tiger Woods’ Girl Next Door: 80+ Pics Of Latest ‘Mistress’ Rachel Coudriet

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Hey, did you hear the joke about how Martha Burk is going to build her own country club right next to Augusta National.

TIGER'S 'TRANSGRESSIONS'

Presenting The Tiger Woods Image Rehab Playbook

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You're a high profile man in society and word of your philandering ways is at critical mass.

TIGER'S 'TRANSGRESSIONS'

Tiger Woods vs. Jesse James: Who Philandered Better?

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Tiger Woods had been setting trends in golf for a long time, but while smashing long drives and complaining about photographers aren't trends that have caught on in the non-golfing world, his high-profile humping seems to have earned at least one follower.

TIGER'S 'TRANSGRESSIONS'

TIGER WOODS TEXTS + KITTENS = OMG

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So somebody had the great idea (and I sincerely mean "great") of these images of kittens decorated with those Tiger Woods text messages that were released yesterday.

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FAVORITE TO WIN MASTERS? GUESS…

From the desk of Kinda Mind Blowing But Not Really: the betting odds for winning the Masters have been released, and you know who is the projected favorite, at 3 to 1.

TIGER'S 'TRANSGRESSIONS'

SHOCKER: TIGER WON’T MISS THE MASTERS

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Every person out there patting himself on the back because they correctly predicted the site of Tiger's first comeback to golf, just stop.

TIGER'S 'TRANSGRESSIONS'

TIGER MIGHT RETURN TO GOLF IN 2 WKS

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Tiger Woods could return to the PGA Tour as soon as this month.

PHIL MICKELSON

THE TERRORISTS HAVE WON

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That whiny little milquetoast Scott McCarron got his way.

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MISTRESS: TIGER GOT ME PREGNANT. TWICE

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Another sultry detail about the sex life of Tiger Woods has made it to press; this tidbit deals with Joslyn James, a "star" of adult film who claims that at two separate times, she was carrying The Future of Cablinasia in her rusted-out womb.

PHIL MICKELSON

QUIT YOUR CRYING, SCOTT MCCARRON

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I have a problem with pro golfers in general, most of them seem like a bunch of whiners in their little traveling country club where they seem content to just make a few cuts every year and not make any sort of push for a title.

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GOLF IS TIRING, ACCORDING TO GOLFERS

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If you think your job is so tiring, you should try playing golf for a living.


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