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Canadian Porn Channels Are Being Reprimanded For Not Showing Enough Canadian Porn

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The CRTC has reprimanded three Canadian porn networks because they don't air the required amount of Canadian-made pornography.

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Alleged ‘Cow Porn Ring’ Busted By Suspicious Dairy Farmer

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A dairy farmer in upstate New York set up a hidden camera in his barn, only to discover that two guys had been sneaking in at night filming themselves having sex with the cows.

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This Live-Scroll Of Pornhub Search Terms Is Here To Remind You That People Are Sick F*cks

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Need to better understand global porn habits? Here's a soul-deadening live-scroll of them!

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10 Celebrities With Porn Backgrounds Who Prove There Could Be Hope For Teen Mom Farrah Abraham

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Farrah Abraham would be wise to seek the advice of Sly Stallone, Jackie Chan, Cameron Diaz, and the others on this list.

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Porn Actress Heidi Van Horny Will Have Sex With 23 Men On Her 23rd Birthday

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To celebrate her 23rd birthday with a 'big princess party,' porn star Heidi Van Horny will have sex with 23 men on camera.

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Bad News, Fellas: Porn Star Christy Mack’s LEGO ‘Contest’ Isn’t Happening

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Some lawyers didn't take too kindly to porn star Christy Mack's sexually-charged LEGO contest, so she had to rescind her Twitter offer to fans.

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Here’s What It Would Look Like If The Cable Guy From Porn Worked For Time Warner

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The Time Warner cable guy will come, but it's gonna take awhile.

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Skweezme, The Netflix Of Porn, May Just Save The Adult Film Industry

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A new streaming service, Skweezme, aims to convince people to pay for something they can already get for free.

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A Houston Man Is Desperately Trying To Trade 3,000 Porn DVDs On Craigslist

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If a guy won't accept a pet zebra for the 3,000 porn DVDs he's trying to trade on Craigslist, then what the hell does he want?

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We’ve Entered A Brave New World Of Condoms Digitally Removed From Porn In Post-Production

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In response to LA's ordinance requiring condoms in porn, one gay porn company is digitally removing the condoms in post production.

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The Los Angeles Condom Law Porn Exodus Is Great News For Las Vegas

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As the Adult Entertainment Expo continues in Las Vegas, porn producers are raving about the city as a great alternative to L.A.'s condom laws.

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Meet The Stay-At-Home Mom Who Makes $30K Per Month From Her Bigfoot Porn Novels

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Here's a nice lady in Colorado making ridiculous money from bigfoot porn ebooks. Why am I still typing this when I could be writing dinosaur porn?

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HBO Is Just Straight-Up Making Shows About Porn Now

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This show sounds like "Weeds," but about porn. Do I have your attention yet?

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Allow Us To Show You How To Use Your Unwanted Gift Cards To Anonymously Pay For Porn

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Let's face it, you weren't going to use that Barnes & Noble gift card anyway.

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A Florida Theater Accidentally Showed A ‘Graphic Sex Scene’ Instead Of ‘Frozen’

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Parents who took their kids to see 'Frozen' at a Florida movie theater received a nasty surprise when a graphic sex scene started playing instead.

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Don’t Jingle Your Bell: 8 World Events That Had A Major Effect On Porn Traffic

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Americans didn't want to "pleasure themselves" after Bin Laden died. SURPRISE.

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Of Course Miley Cyrus Has Pornographic Jack-O’-Lanterns. Of Course She Does.

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Miley Cyrus posted her pornographic Jack-o'-lanterns to Instagram to show how wild and edgy she still is.

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A Porn Company Hijacked The Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders Website

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Earlier today, people visiting the Miami Dolphins cheerleaders website on mobile devices may have been shocked to find themselves on a porn site.


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