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Tim Burton & Seth Grahame-Smith: An Obvious Partnership

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Seth Grahame-Smith (aka Seth Jared Greenberg - why would you give yourself a hyphenated name on purpose.

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Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter: Now with EVEN MORE VAMPIRE HUNTING!

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Hot on the heels of the domestic trailer that came out yesterday, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter now has an international trailer.

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New Trailer For “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” Is Longer Than Yesterday’s

Four score and seven sharks jumped before Yesterday Vince posted this trailer for Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, produced by Tim Burton and directed by Timur Bekmambetov (Wanted).

#TRAILERS

Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter has a trailer, is not tongue in cheek, apparently

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Seth Grahame-Smith's Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter was a gloriously silly idea combining the history of Abraham Lincoln with a bloody fight against vampires, a kitschy-cute premise, even if he'd already sort of beaten the joke to death in his first book.

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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter poster is cool, I guess

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IGN just debuted a new pair of posters (full versions below) for Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, the adaptation of the book by Seth Grahame-Smith (the guy who wrote Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and War and Peace and Lesbians or whatever) from Wanted director Timur Bekmambetov (the hardest working Kazakhstani in Hollywood).

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Emma Stone Offered Lead In “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies”

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The movie adaptation of Seth Grahame-Smith's parody mashup novel Pride and Prejudice and Zombies has been beset by problems.

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Sorry We Spoiled The Surprise, Trent Reznor

The banner picture is a spoiler.

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Trent Reznor Scoring And Acting In “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter”

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If you had told me back in the 90s that someday I'd be writing about Oscar winner Trent Reznor composing the music and acting in a movie about Abraham Lincoln hunting vampires, I'd have bought some weed from you and I'd also ask you why I would be writing stuff since I'd be far too busy running my handcrafted shoes for cats business in the future.

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New Mary Todd Lincoln Cast In “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter”

My only regret for what I am about to do is that I forgot to do it yesterday on Presidents' Day.

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It’s Official: Mike White To Direct Pride And Prejudice And Zombies

I usually pride myself on being able to come up with dirtier words to use than the next guy, but even I have to give Mike White credit.

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Fox wins rights to Abe Lincoln: Vampire Hunter by being the dorkiest

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I've mentioned the planned adaptation of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (by Pride and Prejudice and Zombies author Seth Grahame-Smith) a few times now, but today's news is that Fox has "won" a bidding war for the project.

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ABE LINCOLN JOINS JESUS CHRIST IN VAMPIRE HUNTING

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Tim Burton and Wanted's Timur Blackmambetov (that's what I call him anyway) today announced that they've bought the rights to Seth Grahame-Smith's book, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.

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SLAYBRAHAM LINCOLN FILM OPTIONED BY TIM BURTON AND TIMUR BEKMAMBETOV

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, AKA Slaybraham Lincoln (awesome book trailer here), has already been optioned for a film to be co-produced by Tim Burton and Timur Bekmambetov (Night Watch, Wanted).

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IT’S SLAYBRAHAM LINCOLN!

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You know that historical/monster mashup craze that's been going on recently.

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DAVID O. RUSSELL DIRECTING PRIDE, PREJUDICE, ZOMBIES

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(this clip has lots of swearing) According to Pajiba's sources, director David O.

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PRIDE & PREJUDICE & PORTMAN & POOP & PENISES & ZOMBIES

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(Pride and Predator) Natalie Portman has signed on to star in and produce Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, a book that you should've thought of but Seth Grahame-Smith and his gay hyphen name did instead.

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‘PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES’

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Yo, dawg, you know dat muthaf-ckin Jane Austen book, Pride and Prejudice and shit.


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