UNDERAGE DRINKING

A 46-Year-Old Texas Woman Got Some Underage Kids Drunk, Then Posted Video Evidence To Facebook

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If you're going to get underage kids drunk, don't take video. But if you do take video, please don't post it to Facebook.

STUPID PEOPLE

DDP Yoga Seriously Had To Record A YouTube Video Explaining How Mirrors Work

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In the stupidest story you'll read today, the folks at DDP Yoga had to disprove haters by making a video explaining how mirrors work.

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HARRY POTTER SPOILER LEADS TO SUICIDE (NOT)

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The Huffington Post recently posted <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/man-commits-suicide-after_b_231271.html" target="_blank">this article</a> from something called The Borowitz Report: A rabid Harry Potter fan took his life yesterday after inadvertently learning a plot spoiler from the soon-to-be-released J.

why god why?

THE CASE AGAINST THE EXISTENCE OF GOD

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Sassy Ostrich could hardly believe the zaniness Paul Blart Mall Cop topped DVD sales and rentals for the second week in a row because God is dead.

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THE TOP 10 REACTIONS TO ‘DANCE FLICK’

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While writing my last post about Dance Flick earning $13 million this weekend, I naturally wondered who the hell all those people seeing it were.

STUPID PEOPLE

ROSE MCGOWAN TOLD TO SHUT HER LIE HOLE

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A while back, Rose McGowan was allowed to talk, and not surprisingly, <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=3274" target="_blank">she said something stupid</a>.

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KIDS ARE STUPID

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Here are the results of the 2007 Teen Choice Awards:Action Adventure – “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End”Drama – “The Pursuit of Happiness”Dramatic Actor – Will Smith (“The Pursuit of Happiness”)Action Adventure Actor – Johnny DeppAction Adventure Actress – Keira Knightley (“Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End”)Comedic Actress – Sophia Bush (“John Tucker Must Die”)Horror/Thiller Actor Shia LaBeouf (“Disturbia”)Horror/Thiller Actress – Sophia Bush (“The Hitcher”)Dramatic Actor – Jennifer Hudson (“Dreamgirls”)Villain – Bill Nighy (“Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End”)Hissy Fit – Ryan Seacrest (“Knocked Up”)Breakout Male Star – Shia LeBeoufBreakout Female Star – Sophia BushDance – Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan (“Step Up”)Chemistry – Will Smith and Jayden Smith (“The Pursuit of Happiness”)Scream – Steve Carell (“Evan Almighty”)Rather than focus on the fact that Pirates of the Caribbean won something, which might give me an eye twitch or an anal fissure, I'd simply like to point out that Knocked Up won only one award, and it was for Ryan Seacrest.


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