One minute of pure carrot love.
- Geek & Sci-Fi
Meme Watch: Pepper Spray Cop Will Casually Pepper Spray Everyone And Everything |<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2011/11/meme-watch-pepper-spray-cop-will-casually-pepper-spray-everyone-and-everything/" target="blank">UPROXX</a>| Jason Segel and the Muppets Are Welcome to Host ‘SNL’ Any Time |<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2011/11/jason-segel-and-the-muppets-are-welcome-to-host-snl-any-time" target="blank">Warming Glow</a>| Mickey Rourke: “Most actresses are c*nts with a capital K.
Last week, the United States Congress <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/ezra-klein/post/did-congress-declare-pizza-as-a-vegetable-not-exactly/2011/11/20/gIQABXgmhN_blog.html">passed a revised agriculture appropriations bill</a> that basically stated that 1/8th of a cup of tomato paste could qualify as a half cup of vegetables in terms of nutritional value.
Before we begin: - Be sure you read last week's <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/08/the-best-and-worst-of-wwe-raw-829">Best and Worst of Raw</a> and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/08/the-best-and-worst-of-wwe-super-smackdown-live-830">Best and Worst of Super Smackdown</a> before reading this week's, because this week is completely different and doesn't regurgitate any of those old talking points I have to come up with a clever way to say every week for the rest of my life.
Assistant Editor note: Actual excitement of news not guaranteed.