Louis CK: Hilarious (Comedy Central Sunday) – A friend recently brought it to my attention that I say “HA-larious” instead of the correct “hill-arious.” This has shaken me to my core. I hate people who don’t pronounce things correctly… and now I find out I am one?! I feel like Clayton Bigsby. In other news, watch this special or we can’t be friends.
Football (Everywhere, all weekend) – Big football weekend. Two NFL playoff games Saturday AND Sunday, plus some bowl games sprinkled in for flavor. Dee-licious.
Confessions: Animal Hoarding (Animal Planet, Saturday) – Still no episode on Snooki’s impressive collection of crabs? Weak. (*checks “Unnecessary, mean Snooki joke” off to-do list*)
Legally Blonde (TBS, Saturday) – You know, after a couple years of law school, I’m starting to think this movie was full of crap.
Bob’s Burgers (FOX, Sunday) – FOX’s newest addition to their animated line-up. H. Jon Benjamin, the voice of Archer, also voices a character in this show. So I guess what I’m really saying is NEW EPISODES OF ARCHER PLEASE WANT NOW THX BYE.
Undercover Boss (CBS, Sunday) – New rule: If a middle-aged white guy shows up for a manual labor position with a camera crew in tow, just be nice to him. In fact, if anyone shows up with a camera crew, be nice to them. There you go. Problem solved.
William, Kate, & 8 Royal Weddings (TLC, Sunday) – It took me a while to figure out what this was doing on TLC. Then I realized it’s really just a special about inbred hemophiliacs marrying each other. It fits like a glove.
