TLC to Air Pippa Middleton Special

By 07.27.11

Like many sensible Americans, I wasn’t interested in the royal wedding of William and Kate. However, like any red-blooded couch-humping male, I immediately became interested when the wedding got hijacked by Pippa Middleton’s fine ass. And now the younger sister of the Duchess of Whatever is getting her own special on TLC.

The cable network said Tuesday that it will air Crazy About Pippa at 9 p.m. Aug. 9.

The hourlong special “focuses on Britain’s most eligible bachelorette — Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton’s younger sister — Pippa Middleton,” as the network describes it in its press release. [THR]

Listen, I have to be honest with everyone. I don’t give a crap about whatever garbage TLC is airing. Pippa’s not even involved in this show, so it’s just gonna be one of those show like E! always airs, where talking heads rave about Pippa’s dress as the camera pans over a still picture of her ass. The only reason I’m writing about this is for the gratuitous gallery of Pippa Middleton pictures. Fellas: enjoy. Ladies: squats and deadlifts.


Much better.


Also, it felt wrong to include in this tasteful gallery, but there exists in the world a Pippa Middleton upskirt photo. Please try not to stare.

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