The League (FX) — Season 3 premiere. The good news: Seth Rogen guest stars as Dirty Randy. The bad news: this means that “Archer’s” Heart of Archness miniseries is over. Nonetheless, I’m sure the fantasy football comedy can help cure my sadness about losing Jamaal Charles for the season. It still stings, man.
Parks and Recreation (NBC) — Just wanted to put this awesome Ron Swanson fan art here so we can have it forever. (illustration by Sam Spratt via @sepinwall)
Charlie’s Angels (ABC) — I was going to say that I’d give this a try just to see how bad it is, but then I realized that it airs opposite “Community” and “Parks and Rec.” No dice. Not unless Minka Kelly knocks on my door and offers to watch it with me. And even then I’m still gonna heckle her.
Jersey Shore (MTV) — Good Lord, I can’t believe this season is still going on. They’ve been Italy for like six years now.
George Harrison: Living in the Material World (HBO) — Documentary directed by Martin Scorcese. I’m not much of a Beatles fan, but it looks pretty good. Watch the trailer here.
Project Runway (Lifetime) — Only six designers left! This week they have to make outfits inspired by birds. I’d love to see someone in kelly green warm-ups with a number 33 on it. Somehow I don’t think Kors and Nina Garcia would never go for it, though. They don’t seem to be down for sports humor.
