‘Family Feud’ Survey Says…’His Schlong’

“Name something an airline pilot might be holding during a long flight.”

Peanuts! Bottle of liquor! Controls! The fate of everyone’s lives on-board! Those are the first things that came to mind when given the prompt above. Turns out, I’m more of a prude than I thought; of the lucky 100 Americans who were surveyed for a response, three answered with: “His schlong.” It’s actually a better answer than “His bladder,” though, because it works for both male AND female pilots. She knows what I’m talking ’bout:

(H/T Deadspin)

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