When we last checked in with Two and a Half Men star Angus T. Jones, he had recently found religion and was begging you not to watch the show because it was “filling your head with filth.” Since then, he has issued an apology and announced that he plans to fulfill the terms of his contract — which pays him $300,000 per episode — and leave at the end of the year, as long as Warner Bros. doesn’t cut him loose first. (It has also been revealed that he may be dating a girl known as “Stalker Sarah,” who is both a member of his new church and a bit of an Internet celebrity thanks to the over 5,000 pictures she has taken with celebrities in her lifetime, which doesn’t really have much to do with anything, but feels like something I should mention.)
Anyway, because this is how news works now, a bunch of people put microphones in front of Charlie Sheen’s face and asked him for his opinion about the whole thing. After first calling the video a “Hale-Bopp-like meltdown” (a reference to the Heaven’s Gate cult members who committed suicide in 1997) and saying “it is radically clear to me that the show is cursed,” Sheen — who has a long history of substance abuse and an affinity for strippers and prostitutes — backtracked a little and said that Jones — who, again, is now very religious and railing against “filth” — is welcome to join him on his new FX show, Anger Management.
Ooooooooooooookay, Charlie Sheen.
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