Quick. Name all the things Chris Christie was born to do. Um, close bridges! Eat! Play Rex Ryan in Rex Ryan: The Movie and its kids movie spinoff, T-Rex Ryan! Or, you could do something far more productive with your time, like watch Bruce Springsteen and Jimmy Fallon sing about “Bridgegate,” ugh, on Late Night.
Christie really relates to “Born to Run,” though “Born to Waddle” is more his speed. Literally. #fatjokes