We take it all back. All the love we’ve poured out to Mila Kunis over the years, we take it all back. First, she had to go and marry AND get knocked up by Ashton Kutcher. Now comes this: Kunis’ shocking admission to Ellen that she basically does nothing all day but sit around and eat raw sauerkraut.
Have you ever smelled raw sauerkraut? It smells like rotting human flesh covered in vinegar. It’s terrible. So we can only imagine what Mila’s mouth must smell like at any given moment.
Finally, you know who else ate sauerkraut? Hitler! Enough said.