Emilia Clarke Is Not A Very Good ‘Mother Of Dragons’

Emilia Clarke: Not only is she the sexiest woman alive, the Game of Thrones star is also the Mother of Dragons, and not a very good one. Don’t expect any Best Mom Ever mugs from Drogon on Mother’s Day. Clarke chains Viserion and Rhaegal in dungeons, and now she’s ignoring her children for a meal at Angelica Kitchen in New York. That’s fine, in and of itself. It’s her birthday, after all. But she seems tickled by her dragons being turned into food.

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She must’ve bought this herself.

Clarke, who’s fully embraced her MoD-ness, has drawn the ire of dragon activist groups (probably), who think it’s ethically cruel to serve any meal named after the winged beasts, an extinct animal that obviously existed. It’s like if Robb Stark posed with a menu serving Young and Chewy Wolf. (Hey, we’re living in a world where nerds are mad at Beyoncé for appropriating “nerd culture” — don’t rule any ridiculous scenario out.)

Meanwhile, Clarke’s all like, hot takes cannot kill a dragon. Only chefs.

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