“You’ve just won the Super Bowl MVP, Malcolm Smith. What are you going to do next?” “I’M GOING TO HAVE MY PRESS CONFERENCE BE UPSTAGED BY A 9/11 TRUTHER. The maybe go to Disney World, if there’s time. Coach wants to hear this guy out.”
That isn’t Pete Carroll!
Looks like buster bluth
damn u, i was just thinking of a witty comment that referenced that…
Sounds like him too.
Army always has a half-day on Super Bowl Sunday.
WAKE UP SHEEPLE! or something
Admittedly, I did fall asleep toward the end of the 2nd Quarter.
Why the Super Bowl decided to have the Denver defense do security is beyond me.
That was a Joan of Arc level burn. Well played.
Late to the party, but this deserves another +1
That’s great and more power to the article but WHAT did he say? Before some Adderall riddled fingers type a smartass response I’m curious as to what he really did say.
Adderall riddled fingers, well played. I would’ve preferred “Adderall dusted” though to imply that the person is such a junkie he’s snorting it.
Sounds like “Investigate 9/11. 9/11 was perpetrated by people with their own government.” Y’know, rational stuff.
Investigate 9/11. 9/11 was perpetrated by people with our own government.
Point made. Mic Dropped.
I thought only black people believed that theory????
This doesn’t include the part right after this where the dipshit footballer asks “everyone alright?”. What do you think happened? Did a bomb go off and everyone’s hurt? Did someone get shot? WHAT THE FUCK. What an idiot.
He said it to carry on with the interview, everyone was wondering what just happened
Also….”You alright?” or “Are you alright?” or “Everyone alright?” are just ways of saying, okay, are we done being retarded now?
So…Stupendous Silver Hard-on…you alright?
The American government is 4 major things: Corrupt, neglectful, incompetent and irresponsible. 9/11 happened because these 4 things allowed a handful of determined people to exploit a number of holes in security and aviation regulations.
The government is definitely responsible for 9/11, but not in the way that the “truthers” claim.
Insert Lana-esque “Yuuuuuup” gif here.
All the holes in the slices of Swiss cheese lined up.
Smith should have broke that dipshit’s jaw.