Look. We’re not going to talk about the fact that “Work It” debuted with 6.1 million viewers last night, and how even though that’s not too good, it’s TWO AND A HALF MILLION MORE than recent episodes of “Parks & Recreation” and “Community.” We’re just not. If we don’t talk about it, then I can just keep pretending it didn’t happen, and then I won’t end up in the hospital with a blood pressure of SO MUCH over STILL KIND OF A LOT. After all, “denial” isn’t just a river in Egypt — it’s also an inexpensive preventative measure against strokes.
Instead, I’m just going to post this video of the cast of “Happy Endings” singing the theme to “Full House,” and move right along. Let us never speak of this again.