Welcome to the greatest news report of all time. Detroit is the West Virginia of cities.
Yes, it is. I work here in Detroit.
No wonder the Zodiac MF is pissed all of the time.
I think she brushes her teeth with Kool-Aid.
@UU: I think you meant “tooth”.
Ohio should sue Michigan for custody.
*touches teeth* *swears off Kool-Aid forever*
I love how the reporter somehow doesn’t think she’s being colorful enough and feels the need to feed her lines: “And when you saw the power trucks, you said ‘Hallelujah!’?”
I’m surprised he didn’t get down and do a Stepin Fetchit routine for her to copy.
Whenever I see videos like this, my first thought is always “Sweet jebus the youtube comments for this are going to be so f*cking racist”. Wait, does that make ME racist?
/Some of my best friends are black!
I tried to post this neat comment about the AutoTune the News guys and it got eaten, so now I’m gonna pout for a while.
I live just outside of Detroit… I wish I could get angry at you and say things like “lay off” and what not… but I’m not gonna.
Only Detroit could make Windsor look good. Thank God for the river.
Hey Aeyos Cot! The shit runs south buddy.
I can’t turn the sound up at work, so I’ll guess what this report is about. This poor woman’s head got attacked by a wild animal. It looks like it might be a Honey badger or a Weasel. Close?
Lamasa……….really? I know her name is the least of her problems but when will fucking people stop making up stupid names for their kids?
To be fair, Delray might as well be its own third-world country. It’s completely toxic and the only people still living there are the people who refuse to be bought out by the city because they either don’t want to or can’t afford the environmental cleanup to their yards.
I’m serious, Google Delray. It’s a marvel. I kinda wanna visit….but first I have to see if I can get one of those nifty suits from the CDC.
that is a woman with a man voice if there ever was one
Aw, well I admire her positive attitude.
@Otto Man – HA!
“Ohio should sue Michigan for custody.”
Ring the damn bell.
This is even better than East St. Louis! Detroit rocks!
Typical Americans.. Always so egar to make light of anothers situation. When will you stop tearing your own country apart.