Meanwhile, in Toronto…
Yeah, that seems about right. No context needed. In fact, it’s probably even funnier completely devoid of context. Happy Monday, everyone!
(Thanks for the tip, Michael!)
Needs strategically naked Miley on his back. Fellating a hammer, optional.
Ah, Ford is an idiot, but in his defense (and I can’t believe I’m defending him here) he was trying to go past that lady and she kinda got in his way. You can see that he grabbed on to her to try to keep from knocking her over but she lost balance anyway. Ugh. Yeah, can’t believe I just explained why Ford isn’t as bad as the headline would have you believe.
No running in the hall.
Rob Halford > Rob Ford
Someone needs to set that to the audio from the opening scene of “Raiders of the Lost Ark”
Come on South Park…you’re never gonna get a better opportunity mid-season.
If Cartman doesn’t try crack this week, I will be very disappointed.
Fordamania running wild, brother!
I’m still waiting for him to throw off a slightly-deceptive mask and revel that yes, he is Chris Farely, and we have been duped since Almost Heroes.
Is it wrong that this keeps getting funnier to me?
Is there any way Bill Clinton was ever as sleazy as this guy? Really, though? Really?
Hell no. Bill kept it classy.
I still don’t get why everybody is so intent on trying to remove him. It’s one thing if he was corrupt or somehow abused his powers but I haven’t heard anything about this. Only about hookers and coke and that’s just his personal life
Well, first of all, he’s corrupt and he’s abused his powers. And although he’s been able to claim that he saved the city some money since he came into power, he’s also cost it a lot, as well. He’s a pretty horrible human being and a terrible mayor.
It’s actually a lot more complicated than that. The American media seems content with covering it like a wacky trainwreck when it’s actually a lot more like The Wire. Gang members made a cell phone video of them and the mayor smoking crack. They shopped it around to various organizations, including the media and possibly the mafia. One of the people involved in the video was murdered. Two others are in jail after a big police operation. One of the mayor’s aides has been arrested for attempting to swap the video for marijuana. It raises a lot of questions over the company the mayor keeps and what, if anything, the police hoped to gain from gathering all this evidence.
@MobyGrape Go on… (pulls out bucket of popcorn)
Um. When a mayor is smoking crack and getting bombed on a fairly regular basis, and I’ll give the benefit of the doubt that it was all while on his free time, that is STILL a MAYOR smoking CRACK. That in and of itself makes him corrupt and purchasing said crack is kind of an abuse of power since he’s committing a felony and aiding a drug dealer…