Please Allow Rust Cohle’s Bleak, Dark, & Nihilistic Worldview To Prepare You For The Weekend

02.21.14 36 Comments

WOOHOO IT’S FRIDAY, YOU GUYS! Yeah. Hey Rust Cohle, what are you up to this weekend, buddy? My lady’s got a friend she wants to set you up with. This one is wife material, my man. Mother of your kids type of a gal. Care to come to church with us on Sunday?

I think the honorable thing for our species to do is to deny our programming. Stop reproducing, walk hand in hand into extinction — one last midnight, brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal.

Well, okay then! Perhaps you can spend this weekend on a spiritual journey, maybe attend church services somewhere, you know, to help you see things a little clearer, to help show you the way and all.

“If the only thing keeping a person decent is the expectation of divine reward then, brother, that person is a piece of sh*t.”

And on and on he goes. You guys get the idea. All hail Rust Cohle!

(Via Vulture)

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