You want this, don’t you? The need is swelling in you now, the need to see therapy dogs dressed as Star Wars characters, including Dog Vader, to raise money for children, a Mad Lib of all things the Internet loves. Good, good. Use your adorable feelings. Let the puppies flow through you. You are powerless to resist their canine charms.
And now, a series of Star Wars dog puns: come to the bark side; he mutt choose his own path, no one can choose it for him; this is how liberty dies, with thunderous a-paws; and so on.