I’ll be honest with you: I do not care for cat videos. I know that this probably makes me Un American, but I do not understand the appeal of cats. If I wanted to sit around all day and have someone silently judge me, I’d go back to law school. And yet, even I am not immune to the Wolverine Cat, who is so fierce that his attempt to take down a fly with his Adamantium claws ended in disaster for a helicopter flying overhead. That poor bastard flying the helicopter didn’t have a chance.