So You Think You Can Dance (Fox) — The final twenty are selected tonight. I try to avoid watching reality competitions — even the good ones — because three hours of my week across two nights is just too much time to devote to a show. But damned if I didn’t watch all two hours of the Vegas callbacks last night. What can I say, I’m powerless when it comes to flexible tight-bodied women in tight-fitting clothes.
Love Bites (NBC) — I know no one’s watching this, but I feel like I should mention that Michelle Trachtenberg and Jeffrey Tambor guest star in tonight’s episode.
Children’s Hospital (Cartoon Network) — Nick Offerman and Sarah Silverman guest star. Offerman plays hard-ass cop Briggs; Silverman is Britches, the clown-faced ex of Blake (Rob Corddry).
Real Housewives of New York City (Bravo) — The harpies leave Morocco. C’mon, Morocco. This is the one time we totally would have given a pass to an Arab nation for stoning women in the streets.
NBA Finals (ABC) — Game 5, Miami at Dallas, with the series tied 2-2. Without getting into the cynical discussion of superstar shrinkage, this has been a pretty incredible finals so far.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Neil Patrick Harris on Letterman; Jim Carrey and Selena Gomez on Leno; Kathy Griffin and J.J. Abrams on Kimmel; Morgan Freeman on Ferguson; Kirstie Alley on Fallon; George Lopez on Conan; and for people who are REALLY dedicated to mash-ups, Girl Talk is on “Last Call with Carson Daly.”