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Apple recording every move iPhone users make [Uproxx]
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Charlie Sheen’s a Birther Now [TheSuperficial]
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“Scott Adams Poses as His Own Fan on Message Boards to Defend Himself.” You might call this sockpuppeting douchery, but that’s just because you’re not smart enough to understand his certified genius and complete lack of ego or emotional entanglement in his every action, which is always an example of perfect, superhuman logical prowess. He’s a flawless, crisp, floating sphere of logic, and all of us lesser beings need to be informed. [ComicsAlliance]
VIDEO BELOW: Well, this is adorable. [via SayOMG]
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