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Setting this battle between 30 Japanese hornets and 30,000 bees to this music really does make it seem like a big-budget, CGI blockbuster. This music is so epic it makes me want to kick a Persian down a giant hole. The only thing that would make this clip better is if it were somehow intercut with Nic Cage screaming ‘NOT THE BEES!” [thanks for the tip, Pauly]
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THIS
IS
SPAR….errr…HONEYCOMB HIDEOUT!
(6 legged kicks dung beetle down tarantula hole)
That three minutes really does seem like a big budget blockbuster except for being better than every major movie released in the last 18 months.
They even had the Bruckheimer camera pan.
WHERE’S BUMBLEBEE NOW??!!
It’s actually a little fucked up that they’d set up all the cameras inside and outside the hive in advance and then introduce the 30 Japanese giant wasps just to film the massacre. It’s similar to the Jacques Cousteau movie where they blew up the reef to study the dead sea life.
Completely badass, mind you… but a little fucked up.
Yeah, hornets might be terrifying murder machines but WASPs will ruin you 10x worse
Y’know, if you make fun of their ascots or boat shoes
So Rob Morrow named his daughter “Tu” (*grooooan*), and the mother’s last name is Ayer, which is Spanish for “yesterday”. I know someone who will be stripping to a Shirelles song ten years from now.
Or a porno titled “The Son Will Come Out Tu Morrow.”
Oh, + a million for the Shirelles joke.
Japanese people, they don’t fuck around. It’s why you never see any homeless Japanese people. You give them a bowl of rice, come back in five minutes and it’s a restaurant. They don’t fuck around.
-P. Mooney
Those wasps are dicks.
I dunno’, I think this could use a honey badger and some sassy narration.
Those bees are fucking failboats, they should have just Zerged the fuck out of them hornets.
CougarLife is mostly Chardonnay, dildos and tears.
I can’t be the only one rooting for the bees.
You’re not, I was thinking the exact same thing. Was a little too emotionally invested in the success of the bees for those 3 minutes if I’m being honest.
Those bees were sitting on a veritable hive of honey-tanium, the most valuable substance in the galaxy.
this is the nature equivalent of every shitty 80’s action movie…I kept yelling at the bees, “Stop attacking one at a time…just swarm those fucking Japs”…because I swear like my grandpa.
something like this rammstein video
Word has it Jay-Z channeled all of his douchebag juice and combined it with the stress and tears he caused when he rented out the hospital floor and kept families from seeing their children and then recorded the douchiest douche that ever douched.
Seriously, he’s almost as douchey as those wasps.
Well ain’t that a kick in the dick? Fucking bees do all right under the right circumstances: [www.youtube.com]
There’s a lot of Oscar BUZZ in the Short Documentary category surrounding Hymenoptera. *bow tie spin*
I felt so bad for the bees that it was hard to masturbate to this clip.
WE’LL SEE WHO BRINGS IN MORE HONEY!
…He’s thinking about bees again.
Damn those limp dicked European honey bees, makin’ the rest of the world’s honey bees look bad.