Ha, “Christopher Walk-In.”

Says the Imgur caption: “I work in a restaurant. This is our Christopher Walk-In.” Yup, well done, internet. I think we’re done here. [Imgur]

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: UPROXX Is Teaming Up With 5-Second Films To Create UPROXX Video |UPROXX|

A Mexican dude dressed like Wolverine saved people from a burning tower |Film Drunk|

That Lucy Van Pelt will get hers.
[via Fck Yeah Dementia]

10 Of ‘Archer’s’ Most Visually Distinctive Homages To Movies |Warming Glow|

Kobayashi Ate An Entire Domino’s Pizza In 60 Seconds Because YOLO |With Leather|

Funny, Sexy, And Awesome Cosplay Of The Week |Gamma Squad|

Three 2013 Music Festivals That Don’t Suck Like Coachella |Smoking Section|

LOLNFL: Super Bowl XLVII Stuff |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

Paper cuts of popular icons. Can you guess them all? |theChive|

The 30 Weirdest 1-900 Numbers From The ’80s |Buzzfeed|

10 Actors You Think Won For Something But Won For Something Else |Film.com|

Is This The Saddest Reddit Post Of All Time? |HuffPost Comedy|

Super Mario Busters |Clip Nation|

6 Crazy Things You Can Make with 3D Printers |Mental Floss|

Is This Herbal Tea Commercial Too Scary Or Just Scary Enough? |Videogum|

This awesome perpetual motion machine may not be perpetual but it’s awesome for sure |Fark|

The 15 Loveliest Lady-Lady Love Scenes in Movies |NextMovie|

9 Bumper Stickers for People Who Don’t Suck |College Humor|

Beyonce Doesn’t Want You To See This Picture |IDLYITW|

Woman of Steel Cosplay |Unreality|

Justin Bieber Cheated On Selena Gomez With Rihanna? This Kid? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
|The Superficial|

Let’s Give These 11 Washed-Up Feature Film Actors Their Own Television Series |Pajiba|

Calvin & Hobbes IRL Wallpapers |High Definite|

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