Coldplay fans are uptight and asexual, says math

Here’s the results of a poll conducted by Tastebuds connecting readers’ favorite band with how far they’d go on a first date.  Look, I don’t need a fancy graph to tell me Coldplay fans are sexless and lame.  They are called “Coldplay”, after all.  I hear they also have inferior DNA.


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