"Hey, guys, look at me! Aren't I super weird??" -David Lynch

After the jump, you can watch David Lynch’s video for the title track off his album Crazy Clown Time, though I don’t know why you’d want to. It’s seven minutes of people literally acting out Lynch’s oh-so-weird lyrics like “And then we poured a beer on Sally.”  There are some boobs too, but all censored with little black bars, as far as I can tell (by which I mean in the two minutes or so I got through). And with this, David Lynch officially crosses that line between actually weird and trying so hard to be weird that I suspect he might actually be super normal. As I watched this, I couldn’t help but imagine him somewhere with his golfing buddies, laughing his ass off at a Jay Leno monolog with his polo shirt buttoned all the way up. “Oh, Dave? Yeah, he loves polo shirts. Polo shirts and Budweiser, that’s our Dave.”

Crispin Glover’s Clowny Clown Clown > David Lynch’s Crazy Clown Time.