This is how we ask directions in San Francisco. We shout, “HEY, YOU F*CKING NAZI, HOW DO I GET TO CLEMENT AND 10TH?” and then spit on the person. You see, “Nazi” is our version of “brother”, or “comrade”, and spitting is like our fist bump. So really, she was just saying, “Hey, bro, can you tell me how to get to Clement and 10th, please? (*fist bump*)” If you come here without a translator, it can be very confusing. [Buzzfeed]
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