Jack White & ICP Cover a Mozart Song about Licking Butts

Jack White has teamed up with Insane Clown Posse for a song called “Leck Mich Im Arsch”, which supposedly translates to “Lick Me In the Ass,” and uses a melody written by Mozart in 1782. Which all goes to support my thesis: Jack White is the James Franco of music.

You can listen to the song below, which contains one of the most incredible exchanges in the history of music artistic creation.

VIOLENT J: Yo, Shaggy, what choo know about Moe-zart?

SHAGGY 2 DOPE: Not much. Fact I don’t know sh*t, J.  I think he was deaf!

VIOLENT J: Def as in dope?

SHAGGY: Nah, man, deaf as in he can’t hear sh*t!

VIOLENT J: Nah, man, that was Beef Oven!

Beethoven + Juggalo Transmogrification = Beef Oven. Simply stunning. And it only gets better from there.

Insane Clown Posse – Leck Mich Im Arsch by Third Man Records

“Leck Mich Im Arsch” (allegedly translates as “Lick me in the arse”), which will go on sale as a 7″ and digitally on September 13 via White’s Third Man Records. “Leck Mich Im Arsch” uses a melody by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart dating back to 1782.

White produced the single, while rockers JEFF the Brotherhood provided musical backing. The B-side will be “Mountain Girl” (which concerns itself with “tall tales about a shotgun wedding, meth problems and moonshine”) [Pitchfork]

Other Highlights:

  • “Call it a fetish, call him a freak, call it a NEED OF A TONGUE ON HIS BUTT CHEEK!”
  • “We collaborate on a Jack White track, now we can’t keep these bitches’ tongues out our ass crack.”

You guys? I think I just became a Juggalo. Now quick, someone tell Shaggy to lay off the pain killers. Yo, your rhymes about butt cheeks is fresh, my ninja, but a mothaf*cka gotta ENUNCIATE, gnome sayin? WHOOT WHOOT.