Lazy Harp Seal Has No Job & Morning Links

From Vince.

MORNING LINKS
Avengers Review: We have a Hulk! And not much else! But a Hulk is enough. |Film Drunk|

Did VH1 “Behind The Music” Crack Biggie’s Murder Case? |Smoking Section|

Star Trek: The Next Generation is 25-Years-Old. Celebrate With this Awesome Panel Featuring the Entire Cast |Gamma Squad|

Probably not as good as the Dinklage one [via fckyeahdementia]

We pitch porn parodies to the director of Wet Dream on Elm Street. |FROTCAST|

Jimmy Fallon And Amy Poehler Star In More Fake Movie Posters For Movies That Should Be Real |UPROXX|

Kate Upton Is Getting A Trading Card And We Think We Know Why |With Leather|

Lindsay Lohan’s Hit-And-Run Moves to D.A., State of California Dies a Little More Inside |TheSuperficial|

Joss Whedon Fans Need to Stop Complaining |Warming Glow|

The 30 Best Celebrity Name Puns |Buzzfeed|

This so f*cking weird. |Videogum|

What if the Game of Thrones characters had Dungeons & Dragons alignments? |Fark|

10 Things You Might Not Know About ‘Gone With the Wind’ |Mentalfloss|

Odds for this weekend’s UFC card. |CagePotato|

Bad Lip Reading of the Day |TheDailyWhat|

25 Ways Jason Statham Can Kill You |Unreality|

One man’s quest to feel 2,000 boobs. |ModernMan|

Of Course He Does: Tim Burton Compares His ‘Batman’ Movies To Christopher Nolan’s |ScreenJunkies|

The world’s last Creed fan. |HolyTaco|

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