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Joel Schumacher, the man who put nipples on the bat suit, is back, coming off a film which rated 4% on Rottentomatoes and earned less than a million dollars (and before that was The Number 23, which rated 8%). But he’s got a surefire plan to resurrect his career: NIC CAGE! In Trespass, whose trailer is below, Cage and Nicole Kidman play a rich couple whose house gets invaded by robbers like in Panic Room, but then some other stuff happens to make it different probably. And then Nic Cage is all, “If it’s money you’re after, I can tell you that I have none. What I do have is a big weird forehead and grating voice that make me a nightmare for people like you, people with eyes and ears.”
And just when you think it couldn’t get any better, wait, who’s that behind the robber mask? CAM MOTHERF*CKING GIGANDET!
HELP, SOMEONE SHAVED A BABOON THAT ESCAPED FROM THE ZOO AND NOW IT'S IN MY POOL! QUICK, GET THE SHOTGUN!
Joel Schumacher, Nic Cage, Nicole Kidman, and Cam Gigandet?? Holy sh*t, what’s next, Evan Stone and Ke$ha sing a duet of Maroon 5 songs? This looks like it was financed by my personal nightmare gypsy.
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Schumacher DID direct 8mm, which is the snuff-filmingest work Cage has done to date.
“If it’s money you’re after, I can tell you that I have none. What I do have is a big weird forehead and grating voice that make me a nightmare for people like you, people with eyes and ears.”
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What really makes that animated GIF (besides Cage’s punk-rock expression)is the guy in the back head bobbing to the beat.
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Oh I have seen this one, it’s called hostage and/or panic room. Great cast though.
It was orginially supped to be set at Nakatomi plaza, but Ms. Cage stopped that.
Is Nic Cage playing the Ice-T or Ice Cube character in this remake?